Wardrobe Malfunctions

[JustGeorge]

If my cousin would have been a boy and not a girl it would have been less embarrassing.

I don't handle unexpected nudity very well.

It's one thing if its an accident. It's another if someone isn't being thoughtful enough to warn me.

When I was young, I had a friend that thought she was lactating. She asked it I would look at her breast and see if I saw anything, or if it was in her head. I dutifully did this.

Another friend later(both were trying to conceive) whipped a boob out at me and said "look at mine! Am I lactating?" I was very angry with her.

I need warning.

 

[Kathryn]

I don't handle unexpected nudity very well.

It's one thing if its an accident. It's another if someone isn't being thoughtful enough to warn me.

When I was young, I had a friend that thought she was lactating. She asked it I would look at her breast and see if I saw anything, or if it was in her head. I dutifully did this.

Another friend later(both were trying to conceive) whipped a boob out at me and said "look at mine! Am I lactating?" I was very angry with her.

I need warning.

That would have made me mad too!