sojourner
Annoyingly Progressive Since 2006
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Eating lots of not-kosher cake -- and having it baked, too!How are you going mate, it's nice to hear from you again.
s-word said:If you believe that because no gospel scribe other than the transcribers of John’s words, has bothered to record the resuscitation of Lazarus, then it is logical to assume that John made the whole story up, then you must believe also, that Luke made up the story of Jesus as a young lad in the Temple, and that it is therefore logical to assume that any story told in any gospel that is not corroborated by the other gospels are simply mental fabrications of the scribe in question.
Eating lots of not-kosher cake -- and having it baked, too!
I once had a room mate who was dating a girl named Edith, and got a call from a former girlfriend named Katie. I told him that he was the only person I knew who could have his kate and Edith too.Good one mate, Did you hear the one about the Eskimo, who was so cold while fishing in the ice covered ocean, that he decided to light a fire in his kayak which burned to the water line, leaving him frozen to death floating around with the icebergs. The moral of the story being, "You can't heat your Kayak and have it too."
I once had a room mate who was dating a girl named Edith, and got a call from a former girlfriend named Katie. I told him that he was the only person I knew who could have his kate and Edith too.
s-word said:Answered by S-word...As I have already stated, Jesus was born either in 7 B.C. when there was a conjunction between Jupiter and Saturn, or early in the year of 6 B.C., with the triple conjunction of Jupiter, which is almost two years before the death of Herod in 4 B.C. and Herod, while still alive in 5 B.C., believed that Jesus was somewhere between one and two years old.
Luke 2:21 said:A week later, when the time came for the baby (Jesus, obviously) to be circumcised, he was named Jesus, the name which the angel had given him before he was conceived.
QUOTE... gnostic: Matthew's didn't state how long they were in Egypt, nor how old Jesus was on their return to Nazareth.
S-words reply: No, Matthew does not actually state how long the child Jesus who was taken into Egypt when he was somewhere between one and two years old, remained there. But because Herod had all the male children in the district of Bethlehem in Galilee slaughtered, who were two years and below, according to the time that the wise men who are believed to have been guided by the comet of 5 B.C., had told him that they first saw the star that had heralded the birth of the prophesied Messianic King, who they had come to pay homage to; believing that he had been born in 7 or 6 B.C., and knowing that Herod had given the command to slaughter the children around Nazareth, Bethlehem and Sepphorus, sometime in 5 B.C., shortly after the wise men had failed to return and reveal the childs exact whereabouts, and that Herod died in April of 4 B.C., it would appear that the family of Jesus were in Egypt for less than one year
QUOTE... gnostic: And Luke's stated that Jesus wasn't in Egypt.
S-words reply: No, only someone who is totally ignorant to the words recorded in scripture would make such a statement, or someone who deliberately tells lies. For nowhere does Luke state that Jesus was not in Egypt, in fact, Luke makes no mention at all of Jesus, from the time that he was about two months old, until he was about twelve, when he was found in the Temple in Jerusalem. Are you so naive that you honestly believe that nothing occurred in the life of Jesus during the time that his mother took him back to her home in Nazareth when he was about two months old, until he turned 12?
QUOTE... gnostic: Jesus was circumcised a week later.
S-words reply: Correct! Then according to the law of Moses as recorded in Leviticus 12: 4-8; 33 days after he was circumcised he was taken to Jerusalem by his mother Mary, (which she could not have done if there had been any slaughter of the innocents at that time) and after completing everything required by the law, they returned to their home in Nazareth, to where, a year or so later they were visited by the wise men who came to Israel in 5 B.C.
QUOTE... gnostic: And not long after that they took the child to Jerusalem, at presented at the temple, and met Simeon (Luke 2:22-38). S-words answer: Correct.
QUOTE... gnostic: Can they be doing all this in Jerusalem as Luke stated? S-words answer: Yes.
QUOTE... gnostic: according to Matthew's Joseph took his wife and child to Egypt? S-words answer: Yes he did. Joseph left Nazareth and fled to Egypt with Mary and Jesus when the child was somewhere between one and two years old.
QUOTE... gnostic: You are ignoring details, s-word. You're ignoring Egypt, and the reason why they fled to Egypt. S-words answer: No I aint mate.
QUOTE... gnostic: If Jesus was circumcised a week later, and taken to Jerusalem, then how do you expect them to be in Egypt? S-words answer: Jesus was circumcised 8 days after he was born, was taken to Jerusalem 33 days later and after performing the ceremony of purification, his mother returned home with him to the town of Nazareth, from which town they were forced to flee a year or so later, to find refuge in Egypt.
QUOTE... gnostic: Either one is true, and the other is. Or they both untrue. They both can't be true. S-words answer: Yes they can mate, you’re wrong again, they’re both true recorded accounts, by two different people, of two different periods in the life of Jesus.
Apparently you find it quite difficult to understand the written word, so I would advise that you choose a trusted friend to read this post for you and explain in detail that which has been said, which is in the main, a repeat of my previous post, which I see from your response to that post, was beyond your ability to understand, and I really, really do hate having to repeat myself over and over again.
s-word said:Jesus was over one year old and Lived in Nazareth of Galilee which was but spitting distance to Bethlehem and Sepphorus,
s-word said:But because Herod had all the male children in the district of Bethlehem in Galilee slaughtered, who were two years and below, according to the time that the wise men who are believed to have been guided by the comet of 5 B.C., had told him that they first saw the star that had heralded the birth of the prophesied Messianic King, who they had come to pay homage to; believing that he had been born in 7 or 6 B.C., and knowing that Herod had given the command to slaughter the children around Nazareth, Bethlehem and Sepphorus, and that he died in April of 4 B.C., it would appear that the family of Jesus were in Egypt for less than one year
Then that very easy. The Bethlehem that is in the gospels is in Judaea, south of Jerusalem, is referring to where Jesus was born, not in Galilee's Bethlehem.
s-word said:How long will you continue to sprout your ignorance for everyone to see?
s-word said:For heavens sake, how ignorant are you? go back to post 117, my response to one of your posts and you will see that I have said "Why did none of the other gospels apart from Luke, record the ceremony of purification performed by Mary, 40 odd days after the birth of the first of her three biological sons, who, after completing everything according to the law of Moses they returned to Nazareth, which town Luke says, that they had previously travelled from, to Bethlehem of Judea where Mary, who was heavy with child, gave birth to Jesus." Then follow through my posts and see where I have stated that after Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judea and after Mary had performed the ceremony of purification according to the Law of Moses they returned to their home in Nazareth which is but spitting distance from the Bethlehem of Galilee which is today called Beitlahm and can be seen from the once magnificent Hellenistic city of Sepphorus, around which district so many families lost their lives in 4 B.C.
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There is a huge problem.
In Matthew 2:17-18, after the account about the killing of boys in Bethlehem, the author quoted the Jeremiah about Rachel, Jacob's wife. And she died in childbirth during the journey from Bethel to Ephrath. The place she was buried in a place, which they named Bethlehem (Genesis 25:16-22).
Bethel is no where near Galilee's Bethlehem.
Why would even Matthew even speak of Rachel if the slaughter was in where you think it is, in the northern Bethlehem?
Thus saith the LORD; A voice was heard in Ramah, lamentation, and bitter weeping; Rahel weeping for her children refused to be comforted for her children, because they were not.
But I think the slaughter took place in the southern Bethlehem (hence in Judaea), the place where she was buried, and where David was supposedly born. The northern Bethlehem (in Galilee) had nothing to do with Rachel.
Only the NT never records Mary Magdalene doing this either. Your argument is baseless. Mary Magdalene is identified as coming from magdala. The Mary who annoints Jesus in John is from Bethany. Two different mary's.
How about the prostitute in Luke 7:37-39 who massaged Jesus with perfumes and oils, wiped him with her hair, kissing him, was she Mary of Bethany or a different woman? If she was the same, so the same were the four Mary's. And she was married to Jesus, or Jesus was not a religious Jew.
You simply have no knowledge of how ancient history was written. You have never studied the genre of lives, or ancient history in general, and anything you have to say on this subject is baseless and uninformed. As such, it is fairly worthless to me, and to anyone actually interested in reliable information.
Is that all you have to tell me in reply to my question about the lack of reliability in the gospels? I put up a simple question, and you answer with stones of insult. Why, because you don't know the answer? Well, you said you are the expert in History of the gospels. As I can see, you have well proved your expertise. You don't surprise me. I have done this before with pumped up fellas with fake wisdom. I put the same question and raise my head like an Egyptian cobra to see where he is going to fall swollen with ignorance of what he spoke so much.
Both mention the essenes.
And you completely ignore that it was just a fringe of the Essene community that would encloister itself in monastery-like environment perhaps ashamed of their life-style.
First of all, no one is arguing he was an "orthodox" jew as it didn't exist at the time.
How about the prostitute in Luke 7:37-39 who massaged Jesus with perfumes and oils, wiped him with her hair, kissing him, was she Mary of Bethany or a different woman?
If she was the same, so the same were the four Mary's.
And she was married to Jesus, or Jesus was not a religious Jew.
Is that all you have to tell me in reply to my question about the lack of reliability in the gospels? I put up a simple question, and you answer with stones of insult.
And you completely ignore that it was just a fringe of the Essene community that would encloister itself in monastery-like environment perhaps ashamed of their life-style.
Jesus was a religious Jew. All the people who returned with Ezra from Babylon were Jews. No longer two Kingdoms or under the Tribal system. The whole Land of Israel was populated by Jews. There is nothing you can do to erase this name from History, no matter how much you struggle to.
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There is a huge problem.
In Matthew 2:17-18, after the account about the killing of boys in Bethlehem, the author quoted the Jeremiah about Rachel, Jacob's wife. And she died in childbirth during the journey from Bethel to Ephrath. The place she was buried in a place, which they named Bethlehem (Genesis 25:16-22).
The little sleepy head that follows your name suites you down to the ground. Wake up son. Genesis 25: 16-22; is in reference to Rebecca the wife of Isaac who was indeed buried at Bethlehem in the cave that Abraham had bought as a grave site for His wife Sarah and Himself. But Rachel the wife of Jacob and mother of Joseph and Benjamin, was buried at Ramah. Wipe the sleep from your eyes mate and go back and read the Bible before entering into any serious debate..