Wavy hair

[JustGeorge]

I can't imagine you with a beard

Why not?

 

[The Hammer]

Why not?

Well for one, I think I've only ever seen a pic of you once, so imagining is difficult unless I think of you as a bearded Hindu god/dess.

 

[Link]

Salam

Shampoo 1/3 days and conditioner 1/3 days, not everyday. Two days if you sweat a lot. But if you wash hair with shampoo too much, it will be a problem.

 

[Secret Chief]

try a little moose

Wow, that's a radical idea. Maybe he should try some mousse first?

 

[JustGeorge]

Wow, that's a radical idea. Maybe he should try some mousse first?

Why try mousse when you could have a little moose?

I imagine you could keep it in the yard... It sounds like a lot of fun.

 

[Secret Chief]

Why try mousse when you could have a little moose?

I imagine you could keep it in the yard... It sounds like a lot of fun.

I take it the moose wee is good for the follicles?

 

[JustGeorge]

I take it the moose wee is good for the follicles?

Not sure... I was hoping you could tell me.

 

[Secret Chief]

Not sure... I was hoping you could tell me.

I'm not sure. I only use the poo - to give my beard more body.

 

[Sand Dancer]

Does anyone here know how to take care of it? When i was a kid I'd get in serious trouble for my hair being messy. But that's cuz I always had to treat it like straight hair that wouldn't behave. It's actually wavy when it's longer. And I came to the realization last night maybe that's why it was messy. Cuz I don't know how to care for wavy hair.

My hair lady said that mine behaves best when it's long. Right now it's at my shoulders and I don't like it. It is all "boofy." The weight of the hair has to pull it down to get it to behave. I also can't brush it or it will frizz, so I use a wide tooth comb. Half the time I just let it go without combing. It doesn't tend to make it look much better by combing it. Lighter layers are better than heavy ones too. Hope that helps.

 

[Terrywoodenpic]

Nothing wrong with wavy hair. Would prefer it to my rubbish fine stuff.

 

[Valjean]

Let your freak flag fly. Grow it out. Once it's fifteen or twenty cm long it'll take care of itself.

 

[JustGeorge]

I'm not sure. I only use the poo - to give my beard more body.

Is that why my beard isn't coming in? I need more moose poo?

 

[Secret Chief]

Is that why my beard isn't coming in? I need more moose poo?

Yes, a lot more. Two or three times a week - at bedtime. Work it well into the scalp of course and rinse it off the next morning. Don't worry about the horrific smell - that just shows it's working.

 

[Vinayaka]

Does anyone here know how to take care of it? When i was a kid I'd get in serious trouble for my hair being messy. But that's cuz I always had to treat it like straight hair that wouldn't behave. It's actually wavy when it's longer. And I came to the realization last night maybe that's why it was messy. Cuz I don't know how to care for wavy hair.

Go to WalMart. But clippers. Cut like a miniature lawn, once every month.

 

[JustGeorge]

Yes, a lot more. Two or three times a week - at bedtime. Work it well into the scalp of course and rinse it off the next morning. Don't worry about the horrific smell - that just shows it's working.

Well, I'll give it a shot...

But why would I rub the feces into my scalp if I wanted a beard?

 

[Quagmire]

I have wavy/curly hair too. Something I started doing differently in the last couple of years is that now I only wash it in cold water. A few people have commented that my hair looks healthier now (it tended to be kind of dry before because I'm out in the sun a lot) even though I've stopped using conditioner.

 

[Secret Chief]

Well, I'll give it a shot...

But why would I rub the feces into my scalp if I wanted a beard?

It's the quickest way into the bloodstream.

 

[JustGeorge]

It's the quickest way into the bloodstream.

Makes sense.

Surely, it must work. I can tell you're still full of it..

 

[Secret Chief]

Makes sense.

Surely, it must work. I can tell you're still full of it..

I probably asked for that.