Cobol
Code Jockey
Yes please....
If you have any more, from the gospels...... I would like to see them.
He approved of slavery (or at least didn't object to it) and said that God is like a slave owner who beats his slaves and sells families to pay for debts. Luke 7:2-10, Luke 12:47, Mathew 18:23-25
Someday he'll fight against people with a sword sticking out of his mouth. Revelation 2:16, Revelation 19:15, 21
He threatens to kill children (with death). Revelation 2:23
He's going to kill billions of people with his sickle. Revelation 14:14-20
He unnecessarily killed 2000 pigs. Mathew 8:30-32, Mark 5:12-13, Luke 8:33
He killed a fig tree by cursing it. (Because it didn't have any fruit that he could eat.) Mathew 21:19, Mark 11:13-14
He didn't know much about Biology. Mark 4:31-32
He lied about prayer. Mathew 17:20, Mark 11:23-24, John 14:13-14, 15:7, 15:16, 16:23, Mathew 21:21-22, Luke 17:6
He said some stupid things. Mark 9:23, Luke 10:19, Luke 16:15, Luke 21:16-18, Luke 21:23, John 7:38, John 9:39, John 12:25
He talked complete nonsense about the end of the world. Mark 13:8, 24-25, Mathew 24:3-30, Luke 21:10-11
He said that everyone who lived before him was a thief and a robber. John 10:8
His neighbors rejected him. Mathew 13:55-57, Mark 6:3, John 6:42
Many that saw him up close and personal thought he was mad and possessed by a devil. John 10:20
His family didn't believe in him. John 7:5
His friends thought he was insane. Mark 3:21
He said that his true followers would cast out devils, speak in tongues, handle snakes, and drink poisons. Mark 16:17-18
He said that disbelievers will be tormented forever in hell. Mark 16:16
He dresses kind of funny. Revelation 1:13-16, Revelation 2:18, Revelation 19:12-16
He is the living dead with keys to hell and death. Revelation 1:13-16
He is not very tolerant, if he is not acknowledged. Mathew 10:32-33
He wouldn't let him disciple bury his father. Mathew 8:21-22
So much for the abolitionists, and the resistance movement in Nazi Germany. Mathew 5:38
He wasn't tolerant of not being acknowledged. Mathew 10:32-33, Mathew 12:30
He would not allow goodbyes to family. Luke 9:61-62
He said looking at another woman is adultery. Mathew 5:28
He should have been fully vetted before being selected as the messiah.
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