Were the Navajo Behind 9/11?

[Capt. Haddock]

Does the Department of Homeland Security know of this?

Those monkeys will show up a day late and a dollar short, as always.

We, the citizens, need to take matters into our own hands.

Our children's breakfast cereal depends on it!

 

[Sunstone]

The Latvian Plot boggles the mind. I for one am going to take action! I shall write my congressman about it just as soon as I find out which of his mistresses he's staying with this week!

 

[SoyLeche]

The Latvian Plot boggles the mind. I for one am going to take action! I shall write my congressman about it just as soon as I find out which of his mistresses he's staying with this week!

The Latvians have control of the postal service - your letter will never arrive.

 

[Booko]

Don't you people know anything?

It was the Latvians, as established on another thread.

Just part of their evil plot to corner the world market for sprats.

While you people are faffing around on the Internet, the Latvians have already invaded and occupied Grayling, Michigan, and the scariest part is: THE NATIVES HAVEN'T EVEN NOTICED!!!

Yes, the Latvians really are that sly.

They'll be halfway to Battle Creek (New Riga) by the time you people wake up and smell the roses.

What will happen when they take over the nation's supply of corn flakes?

I hate to break it to ya Cap'n, but the Latvians are already in Battle Creek. They haven't taken it over yet, but they're moving in from Richland, which they really did take over years ago.

They spread East to Kalamazoo 30 years ago, and now they're starting to take over Kellogg's cereal factory, so if you're a patriot you'll be eating only Post.

The Wilkins were my neighbors for years in Michigan. It's amazing how much of the Latvians' evil plot you can pick up on when they don't realize you're hiding behind the hedge.