Western Clothes Need To Be More Versatile

[Revoltingest]

Very flashy attire.
Would look fine at any high society gatherings.

I happen to a working stiff who prefers a loose fit.
Plain black pants and suspenders for me.
A form fitting strap shirt (athletic shirt).
Boots.
Most of the time a completely black outfit.


Yeah I know.....Most of my co-workers don't.
I stand out, even though I'm plain and cheap.

BUT...Thief is ninja!
How else would I dress for daytime walk about?

So.....black on black with black accents?
In low light you'd be invisible.

 

[Thief]

Yep....that's the idea.

 

[Revoltingest]

Some day we'll kidnap you & dress you up like this....

Here's your shirt....

Booowhahahahhahahhahaahh, etc!

 

[Viker]

Here ya go. Patterns an colors, with colorful patterns.

 

[Smart_Guy]

Hey, Smart Guy.....yer cap is on backwards!

Really? Haven't noticed

Wait, does that signify something in the west?

I hope it is nothing bad

I wonder how you say "homie" in Arabic.

Btw Smart Guy, some lucky girl is out there waiting for you.

That... sounded really nice. Thank you, you're too kind

Not sure if "homie" has a word in Arabic. I don't have many friend to know. But its real life reference is definitely there.

 

[Draupadi]

I find your relative quite cute Smart_Guy .

 

[Wirey]

I find your relative quite cute Smart_Guy .

Baw-chick-a-waw-waw!

 

[Smart_Guy]

I find your relative quite cute Smart_Guy .

What about me

Just kidding

And thanks

 

[Thief]

Hey!...I might be close to 60....but I get looked at too!

But maybe I'm hard to see.....being a ninja and all that....

 

[Thief]

Some day we'll kidnap you & dress you up like this....

Here's your shirt....

Booowhahahahhahahhahaahh, etc!

This would be torture for me....yes indeed.
But ninjas understand torture.
I can respect that.
Booowhahahaahaha to you too!

 

[Draupadi]

I never knew that ninjas hated colourful dresses!

 

[Viker]

I like this. I'd want a little more work done with it.

 

[Estro Felino]

I say we bring back the kilt.

I have nothing against men who wear the kilt, as long as they wear underpants too

 

[Terrywoodenpic]

I have nothing against men who wear the kilt, as long as they wear underpants too

Why should you care.?
What do you fear?

Underpants are a very modern invention.

Romans and greeks had never heard of Y'fronts or Boxers.

 

[Smart_Guy]

Why should you care.?
What do you fear?

Underpants are a very modern invention.

Romans and greeks had never heard of Y'fronts or Boxers.

He probably meant it as a joke

 

[Estro Felino]

He probably meant it as a joke

No...I was serious. Come on guys...it's a matter of politeness.

 

[Terrywoodenpic]

No...I was serious. Come on guys...it's a matter of politeness.

It is only impolite if you peek uninvited.

 

[Estro Felino]

Romans and greeks had never heard of Y'fronts or Boxers.

Actually the Greeks did have a sort of "underpants" under their tunics

 

[Terrywoodenpic]

Actually the Greeks did have a sort of "underpants" under their tunics

Like many peoples they sometimes wore a loin cloth.

 

[Wirey]

I like this. I'd want a little more work done with it.

You like leaning against a large stone phallus?