Don't ask open-ended questions. I don't do open ended.Are you as dishonest in real life as you are in the forums?
Really, there's no need for deception here - not only because most of us can see right through it - but honesty makes for better conversation.
You're not representing yourself very well, and if you think otherwise, you're delusional and should be treated as such.
Show the dishonesty, as in prevarication.