What If A Bear Attacked Trump?

[sooda]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
45th President of the United States of America

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[SoyLeche]

Did he make fun of a Holy Man for being bald?

Seems like something he would do...

 

[Shadow Wolf]

If a bear attacked Trump
it would be Sign.

That Trump's last words were "look at how mighty and scardless I am bear! I am the bravest, most scaredles...." (the bear attacks here as bears don't care about Trump's bragging that his everything is the best)

 

[Argus]

He supports the right to arm bears...right?

A misread of this thread title....
Barr attacks Trump's interference
....suggested a new thread.

What if a bear....let's say @Wu Wei....attacked Trump.
Would it be justifiable?
Should the bear be punished?
Or would jury nullification be appropriate?

 

[Stevicus]

But what if bears plotted for decades to get one of their own into the SS?
(An unfortunate initialism for the Secret Service, eh.)

Now that you mention it, this may be related to back when the Killer Rabbit went after Carter. The Secret Service may have been convinced the hire bears to protect against rabbits.

 

[Revoltingest]

He supports the right to arm bears...right?

@Wu Wei is well armed.

 

[ADigitalArtist]

I'd sternly admonish the bear about putting dirty things in its mouth.

 

[Wu Wei]

@Wu Wei is well armed.

 

[Revoltingest]

Now that you mention it, this may be related to back when the Killer Rabbit went after Carter. The Secret Service may have been convinced the hire bears to protect against rabbits.

Let's just hope that these bears are less prone to getting
drunk on the job with prostitutes than their brethren.

 

[Wu Wei]

Let's just hope that these bears are less prone to getting
drunk on the job with prostitutes than their brethren.

All you walking meat sacks need to know about bears...
1) we ain't intersted in politics
2)

3) Bearmageddon is coming

 

[Revoltingest]

All you walking meat sacks need to knwo about bears...
1) we ain't intersted in politics
2)

3) Bearmageddon is coming

Bears are very fair that way, ie, no political prejudices.