i speed read and can disprove einstein's theory of relativity
Really? Did you know that a Nobel prize awaits you along with a million bucks? So, what are you waiting for?
radiation is twice the speed of light,
Sorry, but nothing has been shown to move faster than the speed of light, radiation being one of them.
thunder is the explosion of a hydrogen pocket form ligtening caused by wind friction. isn't that exciting?
Perhaps, but it is totally wrong. Lightning is caused by a discharge from a buildup of positive and negative charges. The discharge heats the surrounding air causing the air to expand, which creates a shockwave that creates a soundwave: thunder. Hydrogen has nothing to do with it.
As an alleged science teacher, your knowledge of the basics is deplorable - you should be embarrased. I seriously doubt the state of Missouri has certified you as a science teacher.