What is wrong with lewisnotmiller?

[lewisnotmiller]

According to a variety of reliable opinions, allowing ignorant and arrogant posters on message boards leads to valuable members feeling frustrated, as well as increasing the chance of physical injury. (turns out slapping yourself in the forehead repetitively is potentially concussion-inducing)

Whilst we clearly have a higher quality of poster here than on most websites on the world wide web, there is always the chance for improvement. Granted, I've decided to go after low-hanging fruit, but I thought it might be worth us considering just what is wrong with @lewisnotmiller?

I'll start...

1) The guy is clearly a stalker, as he appears to be online every time I am.
2) He regularly laughs at his own jokes. This would be fine if any of them were funny.
3) His grammarfying and spelling are attroshus.
4) He has no arguments for atheism EVEN THOUGH HE IS AN ATHEIST!

In the interests of providing him with some thoughtful feedback, rather than just letting him know he's an obnoxious git, I thought I'd throw this open to all of you. What is wrong with @lewisnotmiller, and do you have any ideas for how we could fix him?

 

[icehorse]

He has no sense of parody!

 

[LuisDantas]

Have you seen his choice of neckties? There are persistent rumors that he has a polka dot yellow-and-pink necktie, even.

 

[Neo Deist]

It must be his name. It is causing confuzzlement.

lewis not miller?
lew is not miller?
lewi snot miller?
lewis no tmiller?
lew is no tmiller?

 

[MD]

Me thinks he did some crazy **** in PNG

 

[buddhist]

... he is not miller.

 

[Kirran]

Well, he's an obnoxious git!

Wait, you already said that. Hmm. I got nothing.

 

[Jedster]

He is really a businessperson(see how PC I am) and a deceiver who is really here on RF to sell his stolen collection of roman hats.

 

[Jedster]

Well, he's an obnoxious git!

Wait, you already said that. Hmm. I got nothing.

POI
Did you know that git can mean 'pregnant fish'?

 

[Revoltingest]

All the unwanted touching.

And none of the wanted touching!

 

[BSM1]

He has a handshake like a dead git, and he tends to repeat his name multiple times in even the most casual situations.

 

[David T]

POI
Did you know that git can mean 'pregnant fish'?

He is in denial he is a female fish!!! So it's a transgender issue obviously.

 

[Kemosloby]

Lewis is ok, but Miller not so much.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

He has a handshake like a dead git, and he tends to repeat his name multiple times in even the most casual situations.

Like the photographer at my first wedding--introduced himself to me FIVE times during the course of the afternoon and evening..."Hi! I'm Photography by Dave!"...

Hey! I wonder if @lewisnotmiller 's real name is Dave....

 

[Kilgore Trout]

It would be a lot easier, and a much shorter list, if we changed this to what is right with lewisnotmiller.

Let me know if anyone thinks of something.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

It would be a lot easier, and a much shorter list, if we changed this to what is right with lewisnotmiller.

Let me know if anyone thinks of something.

Uhhhhh....He lives in a land down under???

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Uhhhhh....He lives in a land down under???

Sorry, doesn't count. They have that whole vegemite sandwich thing going on.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Sorry, doesn't count. They have that whole vegemite sandwich thing going on.

Ah! Yeah, forgot about that...

 

[David1967]

According to a variety of reliable opinions, allowing ignorant and arrogant posters on message boards leads to valuable members feeling frustrated, as well as increasing the chance of physical injury. (turns out slapping yourself in the forehead repetitively is potentially concussion-inducing)

Whilst we clearly have a higher quality of poster here than on most websites on the world wide web, there is always the chance for improvement. Granted, I've decided to go after low-hanging fruit, but I thought it might be worth us considering just what is wrong with @lewisnotmiller?

I'll start...

1) The guy is clearly a stalker, as he appears to be online every time I am.
2) He regularly laughs at his own jokes. This would be fine if any of them were funny.
3) His grammarfying and spelling are attroshus.
4) He has no arguments for atheism EVEN THOUGH HE IS AN ATHEIST!

In the interests of providing him with some thoughtful feedback, rather than just letting him know he's an obnoxious git, I thought I'd throw this open to all of you. What is wrong with @lewisnotmiller, and do you have any ideas for how we could fix him?

I'll help you fix him, just as soon as I figure out how to fix myself.

 

[MD]

According to a variety of reliable opinions, allowing ignorant and arrogant posters on message boards leads to valuable members feeling frustrated, as well as increasing the chance of physical injury. (turns out slapping yourself in the forehead repetitively is potentially concussion-inducing)

Whilst we clearly have a higher quality of poster here than on most websites on the world wide web, there is always the chance for improvement. Granted, I've decided to go after low-hanging fruit, but I thought it might be worth us considering just what is wrong with @lewisnotmiller?

I'll start...

1) The guy is clearly a stalker, as he appears to be online every time I am.
2) He regularly laughs at his own jokes. This would be fine if any of them were funny.
3) His grammarfying and spelling are attroshus.
4) He has no arguments for atheism EVEN THOUGH HE IS AN ATHEIST!

In the interests of providing him with some thoughtful feedback, rather than just letting him know he's an obnoxious git, I thought I'd throw this open to all of you. What is wrong with @lewisnotmiller, and do you have any ideas for how we could fix him?

Is this you in PNG?