What is wrong with the no shred of evidence against pineapple pizza?

[Kapalika]

I honestly thought we could just eat and let eat, but you anti-pineapple keyboard warriors started this war. We will end it.

I can understand if you are against JUST pineapples on a pizza, who would do that? Pineapples are meaningless without something spicy like jalepenos to compliment it. It is not a true pineapple pizza without at least jalapenos or something spicy. This is self evident and self proving. A cookbook or at least the back of a pizza box said so so it must be true.

So you can stop shoving your anti-pineapple propaganda down our throats, we reserve that for REAL pizza. Don't like it? Then leave America and move to Revoltistan.

So you see, if I agreed with you then we would both be wrong.

When I first joined this forum I put my title as "the great pizza goddess of music and beer in the sky". Perhaps I need to return to my roots, and this post is my first step because of course something so personal I will share with a forum the exact moment I consider this.

 

[wizanda]

Yeh we know the Pizza God is real, as when we were teenagers, it put its special sign all over our faces; still got the scars to prove it.

 

[Kapalika]

Yeh we know the Pizza God is real, as when we were teenagers, it put its special sign all over our faces; still got the scars to prove it.

It's not enough that you believe in pizza, the pizza god or even just pizza as an archetype.

What matters is that you accept pineapple pizza (as long as it also has something spicy) as a valid option. I won't tolerate anti pineapple pizza dogma anymore. The skeptics are just plain wrong, plainer wrong than pizza without cheese which is apparently a thing.

 

[wizanda]

What matters is that you accept pineapple pizza

Having never got the Pineapples appearing on our faces, we've got no sign for that, and since in our Pizza Guide it doesn't say the specific word 'Spicy'; we're all denying your Spicy Pineapple Pizza as a fulfillment of our order....

We're waiting for the next Pizza to be delivered, that matches how we thought it will appear, according to our understanding of the Pizza Guide....

Plus we will sacrifice each Pizza delivery guy, until we get what we want!!

 

[4consideration]

I am totally open to supporting your pizza diversity, and I'll stand up against the pineapple haters for your right to have pineapple on your pizza -- as long as it has ham, Canadian bacon, or sausage on it, too.

 

[Kemosloby]

Pineapple and jalapenos sounds good, might have to try that.

 

[Revoltingest]

I am totally open to supporting your pizza diversity, and I'll stand up against the pineapple haters for your right to have pineapple on your pizza -- as long as it has ham, Canadian bacon, or sausage on it, too.

Ayre ya daft woman!
Ham is the singular perfect complement to pineapple on pizza.
("Canuckistanian bacon" is really just pink tofu.)
It should be a nice strongly flavored ham, sliced about 3/32" thick.

 

[4consideration]

Ayre ya daft woman!
Ham is the singular perfect complement to pineapple on pizza.
("Canuckistanian bacon" is really just pink tofu.)
It should be a nice strongly flavored ham, sliced about 3/32" thick.

How dare you?!

There is no "should" about the type of pork that must be on a pineapple pizza. Think outside the box, man!

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you?!

There is no "should" about the type of pork that must be on a pineapple pizza. Think outside the box, man!

You're violating Revoltifarian scripture!
(Or at least you will be as soon as I add a new commandment.)

 

[Augustus]

What matters is that you accept pineapple pizza (as long as it also has something spicy) as a valid option. I won't tolerate anti pineapple pizza dogma anymore. The skeptics are just plain wrong, plainer wrong than pizza without cheese which is apparently a thing.

The legitimacy of pineapple on pizza is fake news. God has already spoken unequivocally on the subject in Leviticus 18.

Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things: for in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you:
25 And the land is defiled: therefore I do visit the iniquity thereof upon it, and the land itself vomiteth out her inhabitants. 26 Ye shall therefore keep my statutes and my judgments, and shall not commit any of these abominations; neither any of your own nation, nor any stranger that sojourneth among you: 27 (For all these abominations have the men of the land done, which were before you, and the land is defiled 28 That the land spue not you out also, when ye defile it, as it spued out the nations that were before you. 29 For whosoever shall commit any of these abominations, even the souls that commit them shall be cut off from among their people. 30 Therefore shall ye keep mine ordinance, that ye commit not any one of these abominable customs, which were committed before you, and that ye defile not yourselves therein: I am the Lord your God.

God is wiser than you and better at smiting miscreants so you can stop these malevolent shenanigans now.

It's a sin, an abomination and you are going straight to hell.

 

[Revoltingest]

The legitimacy of pineapple on pizza is fake news. God has already spoken unequivocally on the subject in Leviticus 18.

Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things: for in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you:
25 And the land is defiled: therefore I do visit the iniquity thereof upon it, and the land itself vomiteth out her inhabitants. 26 Ye shall therefore keep my statutes and my judgments, and shall not commit any of these abominations; neither any of your own nation, nor any stranger that sojourneth among you: 27 (For all these abominations have the men of the land done, which were before you, and the land is defiled 28 That the land spue not you out also, when ye defile it, as it spued out the nations that were before you. 29 For whosoever shall commit any of these abominations, even the souls that commit them shall be cut off from among their people. 30 Therefore shall ye keep mine ordinance, that ye commit not any one of these abominable customs, which were committed before you, and that ye defile not yourselves therein: I am the Lord your God.

God is wiser than you and better at smiting miscreants so you can stop these malevolent shenanigans now.

It's a sin, an abomination and you are going straight to hell.

At least we who are cast down will have what we crave.

 

[BSM1]

Pineapple-Schminapple! It seems that this sacrilege is just catering to our fiftieth state. What next? Peaches from Georgia or apples slices from Washington state on this Icon of American cuisine greatness?

 

[Brickjectivity]

One good combination is mushroom + tomato + spinach. If you haven't tried it you should.

 

[LuisDantas]

I don't even know whether I am for or against pinneapple pizza, but I am sure the fault can be put squarely on the biased media.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I hope the head pineapple lobbyist got a big raise after that stroke of genius. You can make people eat anything with the right marketing.

 

[Flame]

Pineapple on pizza is blasphemy!

 

[Lorgar-Aurelian]

I honestly thought we could just eat and let eat, but you anti-pineapple keyboard warriors started this war. We will end it.

I can understand if you are against JUST pineapples on a pizza, who would do that? Pineapples are meaningless without something spicy like jalepenos to compliment it. It is not a true pineapple pizza without at least jalapenos or something spicy. This is self evident and self proving. A cookbook or at least the back of a pizza box said so so it must be true.

So you can stop shoving your anti-pineapple propaganda down our throats, we reserve that for REAL pizza. Don't like it? Then leave America and move to Revoltistan.

So you see, if I agreed with you then we would both be wrong.

When I first joined this forum I put my title as "the great pizza goddess of music and beer in the sky". Perhaps I need to return to my roots, and this post is my first step because of course something so personal I will share with a forum the exact moment I consider this.

You're all heretics! You don't believe is the great lasagna king above!

 

[McBell]

Hawaiian Pizza.

Case closed

 

[crossfire]

You're all heretics! You don't believe is the great lasagna king above!

What about his sauciness, The Flying Spaghetti Monster? (Pasta be upon Him)

 

[crossfire]

Would pineapple on BBQ chicken pizza fulfill the spiciness requirement?

(If not, I'm going to commit blasphemy anyway!)