What is wrong with the no shred of evidence against pineapple pizza?

[CogentPhilosopher]

Eats pineapple pizza in a corner by himself.......

 

[sun rise]

In the People's Republic of California, only the left side of the pizza is permitted. The topping can be anything as we uphold the right of self-determination and self-expression in pizza toppings.

But the dough itself must be gluten free, GMO free and wheat free. The sauce must come from organic ingredients and the toppings come from any blue state..

 

[Guy Threepwood]

I honestly thought we could just eat and let eat, but you anti-pineapple keyboard warriors started this war. We will end it.

I can understand if you are against JUST pineapples on a pizza, who would do that? Pineapples are meaningless without something spicy like jalepenos to compliment it. It is not a true pineapple pizza without at least jalapenos or something spicy. This is self evident and self proving. A cookbook or at least the back of a pizza box said so so it must be true.

So you can stop shoving your anti-pineapple propaganda down our throats, we reserve that for REAL pizza. Don't like it? Then leave America and move to Revoltistan.

So you see, if I agreed with you then we would both be wrong.

When I first joined this forum I put my title as "the great pizza goddess of music and beer in the sky". Perhaps I need to return to my roots, and this post is my first step because of course something so personal I will share with a forum the exact moment I consider this.

Okay I don't like pineapple on pizza, I never tried it and I can honestly say I'm not even pineapple curious

but that doesn't make me a bigot, many of my best friends are outwardly pineapple pizza eaters and I fully support tolerance and acceptance for these weirdos

 

[Brickjectivity]

Careful that nobody gives you a fake pineapple pizza. There's such a thing as fake pineapple.

 

[crossfire]

Careful that nobody gives you a fake pineapple pizza. There's such a thing as fake pineapple.

 

[Brickjectivity]

 

[Valjean]

I must concur with Flame, pineapple on pizza is an abomination. Anything sweet on Pizza is an abomination.

 

[Kapalika]

I ordered a pan Alfredo Spinach Pizza with extra sauce. It just arrived.

You know it's really mine because who else would try to get half of their MIDI controller in the shot?

But know I am still a pineapple pizza fan, I just like other pizzas too. This isn't a conversion! I've always liked Alfredo spinach pizza! I like many kinds of pizza! I'm a bit of a universalist.

I know some might find Alfredo Spinach blasphemous, but as a proponent of the Left Hand Path Pizzaist I just have to say that we just see it differently. I'm not evil, this is just a kind of pizza I like.

EDIT:

Also someone pointed out to me the missed chance for a a pun in the title with "shred" as in shredded cheese. So just pretend it happened!

 

[columbus]

I ordered a pan Alfredo Spinach Pizza with extra sauce. It just arrived.

Sorry pumpkin.
Not pizza.
It looks delicious. I love spinach and alfredo sauce. Not like some pineapple abomination. But it's not pizza.
Tom

 

[columbus]

Eats pineapple pizza in a corner by himself.......

Ewwww.

I hope nobody ruined a fresh pineapple. You can throw all the sicky sweet canned crap you want on there.
Tom

 

[CogentPhilosopher]

Ewwww.

I hope nobody ruined a fresh pineapple. You can throw all the sicky sweet canned crap you want on there.
Tom

A lot of places don't make it right.

You need to grill the pineapple before you put it on the pizza or else the texture will not be right.

 

[crossfire]

Non-Local "Pizza Purists" would probably freak out over what we put on our pizza over here on the west coast of the US. (Thai peanut sauce with chicken, spinach, hot peppers, bean sprouts, etc; Tropicana pizza with ham, pineapple, mandarian oranges, coconut, sliced almonds; Gyros meat with tzatziki sauce, tomatoes, feta cheese, onions, olives, etc; thin crust smoked oyster pizza, taco pizza, bbq pizza, "Bat Outta Hell" pizza: cream cheese, chicken, cilantro, toasted pecans, and cherry peppers, Indian-style pizzas with paneer, cilantro, hot peppers, etc, Vegetarian pizzas with garlic butter, zucchini, artichoke hearts, onions, spinach, sun-dried tomatoes, etc. Chicken Florentine pizza with alfredo sauce, chicken, and spinach; smoked salmon pizza with cream cheese, smoked salmon, and dill; etc, etc, etc.) Hey, if you don't want to call it pizza, it leaves more for us.