Balthazzar
N. Germanic Descent
Something tells me y'all never prayed doing a one arm handstand
I watched this chick walk on her hands on the beach in a thong once. A thong is one of those underwear types that look like a string is going up the butt crack. She couldn't help but get noticed. Actually, I saw the image, but the same principal applies. I'm not sure why she was doing it, but she was labeled an attention @#$#$$. She was probably just having fun.
Anyway ...
When I go to a restaurant and want to get noticed, I'll stand up, tap my glass real loud to get everyone's attention, and then I'll make a prayer announcement before sitting down again to eat the meal. That's how you get noticed, otherwise let people be and let them pray how they like.
The piously critical crowd has necessitated a separation be made between types of prayers.