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What supernatural creature?

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
*Scratches his long Goblin nose* of course we are, we are dirty little buggers, with ale stained shirts, mud (and dung) filled boots, and tremendous sex appeal!, that even a classy Succubus can't handle! here I come my lovely energy draining, tormentingly teasing lady of the Night!

*squeals with delight*

Understand you may not live through this. I promise you, though, it'll be worth it. :flirt:
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
You mean, I won't be able to go and tell my other Goblin friends about this over a roasted boar and a keg of the brew?

I'll spare you your life and allow you to boast to your Goblin buddies if you make sure those same friends will be my next meal.
 

KatNotKathy

Well-Known Member
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I like the worm that walks because it's all but impossible to sexualize.
 

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
Guys... logically (if you think about these things "logically", and the nerd in me tends to), vampires CAN'T have sex.

Boy vampires, anyway. Think about it. All the blood they ingest is used to keep the being alive. There wouldn't be enough excess blood to enable him to... get it up.
Does that mean they don't have anything in their veins? Maybe they're really anemic, but fluid is still fluid.
 

dawny0826

Mother Heathen
Guys... logically (if you think about these things "logically", and the nerd in me tends to), vampires CAN'T have sex.

Boy vampires, anyway. Think about it. All the blood they ingest is used to keep the being alive. There wouldn't be enough excess blood to enable him to... get it up.

Laurell K. Hamilton's boy vamps have lots (and lots) of sex. :)

I really like the idea of being a vampire. I love the romantic/mysterious renditions of vampire but I'd make a better vampire. I'd want to be like a tinkerbell, only with red hair and life-size...something romantic but fiesty that frolics in tall grasses and toys with the minds of mortals.
 

Circle_One

Well-Known Member
Does that mean they don't have anything in their veins? Maybe they're really anemic, but fluid is still fluid.

No, that's not what I'm saying. The blood that's pumping through their veins is from the blood they ingested (yes, here's where the logical fallacy of Vampires comes in), but that blood doesn't continue to recirculate and regenerate, like ours does, that's why they have to keep feeding. The blood only lasts so long. If they were to... get it up, so to speak, that would take away from the blood that was being used to temporarily regenerate the rest of the body, so the vampire would wither away, anyway.

In order for one to have sex, they would, basically, need to be feeding while they're doing it, so as to keep a constant flow of blood through the body, to make up for the blood that was ... presently being redirected.

And yes, peeps, there's ton's of sex in True Blood, and in Buffy, and there was in the Twilight novels as well.

I'm just saying, logically.... If one were to follow the true rules of vampire as a supernatural being... there wouldn't be any boy vamp nookie.
 

Circle_One

Well-Known Member
No, that's not what I'm saying. The blood that's pumping through their veins is from the blood they ingested (yes, here's where the logical fallacy of Vampires comes in), but that blood doesn't continue to recirculate and regenerate, like ours does, that's why they have to keep feeding. The blood only lasts so long. If they were to... get it up, so to speak, that would take away from the blood that was being used to temporarily regenerate the rest of the body, so the vampire would wither away, anyway.

In order for one to have sex, they would, basically, need to be feeding while they're doing it, so as to keep a constant flow of blood through the body, to make up for the blood that was ... presently being redirected.

And yes, peeps, there's ton's of sex in True Blood, and in Buffy, and there was in the Twilight novels as well.

I'm just saying, logically.... If one were to follow the true rules of vampire as a supernatural being... there wouldn't be any boy vamp nookie.

All of that being said, however, I would choose to be a vampire.
 
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