What will you demand in your "Wish" ?

[zenzero]

Friend chinu,

What will you demand in your "Wish" ?

Not an usual question coming from your end.
However if you remember the story of Vivekananda and Ramakrishna where Vivekananda wanted wealth and would do anything to get it and Ramakrishna knew who Vivekananda was and so told him yes he can get anything he wanted simply by asking ma Kali.
Vivekananda went inside the temple to ask for wealth from Ma Kali he asked for knowledge but could never come to asking for wealth.
Personally the question of even asking does not arise simply because knowing am part of that *whole* and that everything is provided for before even taking the form there is nothing else required that needs to be asked for.
Meaning when the enquirer and the enquiry becomes ONE, who remains?? When there is none, who is asking??

Love & rgds

 

[Renji]

To be one of His archangels??

 

[chinu]

Friend chinu,


Not an usual question coming from your end.
However if you remember the story of Vivekananda and Ramakrishna where Vivekananda wanted wealth and would do anything to get it and Ramakrishna knew who Vivekananda was and so told him yes he can get anything he wanted simply by asking ma Kali.
Vivekananda went inside the temple to ask for wealth from Ma Kali he asked for knowledge but could never come to asking for wealth.
Personally the question of even asking does not arise simply because knowing am part of that *whole* and that everything is provided for before even taking the form there is nothing else required that needs to be asked for.
Meaning when the enquirer and the enquiry becomes ONE, who remains?? When there is none, who is asking??

Love & rgds

You are right Brother,

"Namaste" by Chinu.

 

[MathewJames]

well said zenzero

 

[Erebus]

I would wish to become a God.

This

If I become God I promise I'll get rid of boybands, bureaucracy, jars that don't open and body odour.
Also people could eat, drink, smoke, sleep around etc as much or as little as they want without any negative effects. Why should people suffer for their pleasure? Also everybody would be healthy, intelligent, stunningly attractive and wouldn't need to work. Bad news for anybody who considers these things sinful, good news for everybody else.
There would be no afterlife as people would live eternally until they decide they want to die at which point their memories will be erased and they will be reincarnated. Anybody who ****** me off gets a time out in a temporary Hell (Stockport) until I forget why I put them there (which shouldn't take too long, as God I'll be permanently drunk out of my mind) and let them out.
The only thing I need in return is the occasional "cheers mate!" instead of worship, I'll also be hosting parties and across the globe once a month and attendence will be compulsory (If you can't attend for any reason please send me a prayer before 5pm the day before the party). If people feel the need to worship me they could do so in private and I promise to appear before them with a collar and some handcuffs :flirt:

 

[Circle_One]

This

If I become God I promise I'll get rid of boybands, bureaucracy, jars that don't open and body odour.
Also people could eat, drink, smoke, sleep around etc as much or as little as they want without any negative effects. Why should people suffer for their pleasure? Also everybody would be healthy, intelligent, stunningly attractive and wouldn't need to work. Bad news for anybody who considers these things sinful, good news for everybody else.
There would be no afterlife as people would live eternally until they decide they want to die at which point their memories will be erased and they will be reincarnated. Anybody who ****** me off gets a time out in a temporary Hell (Stockport) until I forget why I put them there (which shouldn't take too long, as God I'll be permanently drunk out of my mind) and let them out.
The only thing I need in return is the occasional "cheers mate!" instead of worship, I'll also be hosting parties and across the globe once a month and attendence will be compulsory (If you can't attend for any reason please send me a prayer before 5pm the day before the party). If people feel the need to worship me they could do so in private and I promise to appear before them with a collar and some handcuffs :flirt:

That's it, I'm changing my religion.

What is your bidding, master?

 

[Erebus]

That's it, I'm changing my religion.

What is your bidding, master?

Approach child...

good

now lie on the bed and strap yourself in. I'll be back in a few moments with the... device...

 

[Circle_One]

Approach child...

good

now lie on the bed and strap yourself in. I'll be back in a few moments with the... device...

*Shivers with anticipation*

I've never felt so close to God before...

 

[Erebus]

*Shivers with anticipation*

I've never felt so close to God before...

Give it a moment

 

[Circle_One]

Give it a moment

Hahahaha! Ok, I don't even have a snarky, witty or flirty reply to that, that would be allowable on the boards

 

[Erebus]

Hahahaha! Ok, I don't even have a snarky, witty or flirty reply to that, that would be allowable on the boards

I did wonder how far we'd get with this before one of us went way too far

 

[dawny0826]

I know to those who don't believe, this may sound sad and kind of freaky but I'd simply wish for Him to take me home.

 

[Circle_One]

I did wonder how far we'd get with this before one of us went way too far

It was about to be me, hence the stoppage, haha!

 

[ellenjanuary]

Didn't you guys ever play Dungeons and Dragons? I spent a lot of time as a DM. I don't wanna be no god, that's like work.

 

[Circle_One]

Didn't you guys ever play Dungeons and Dragons? I spent a lot of time as a DM. I don't wanna be no god, that's like work.

*Still plays D&D*

 

[Panda]

Tough one. How does one choose between Blayze, Heather and Meg!

 

[chinu]

Suppose, if "God" appear in front of me, and ask my "Wish",than i will say O"God", please give me that "wish", which would be my last "wish", So that no need of any more "wishes" would left after that.

_/\_Chinu.

 

[Erebus]

Didn't you guys ever play Dungeons and Dragons? I spent a lot of time as a DM. I don't wanna be no god, that's like work.

Warhammer for me

Yeah being God is hard work, but when you get to tie Circle_One to a bed, it's all worth it

 

[Troublemane]

Suppose, if "God" appear in front of you, and ask you any "Wish" than:

What will you demand in your "Wish" ?.

He already appeared and asked me. I first asked for something I thought was really, really important, and He said I already had it and to ask again.

So, I asked to be found worthy, and He/She/It disappeared. :angel2:

 

[Circle_One]

Warhammer for me

Yeah being God is hard work, but when you get to tie Circle_One to a bed, it's all worth it

Oooohhhh baby!