What Would Jesus Pack?

[BSM1]

After reading Luke 22:36 do you believe Jesus would be pro Second Amendment?

 

[dyanaprajna2011]

According to Family Guy, it was machine guns that Jesus and Moses used to beat the Romans, so I think he'd go with an M-16 or something similar.

 

[Quintessence]

Is it sad that when I read "what would Jesus pack?" the first thing I thought of was a suitcase? I'm not going to claim to know either way. Jesus isn't a figure I make enough study of to feel like I could get inside his head.

Now Ares on the other hand... *snickers just thinking about it* ...what wouldn't he pack? And good 'ol Hephaistos swings a mean hammer... but in the modern day, I tend to think of him as the Tony Stark of the Greek pantheon. He'd be using whatever is the latest and greatest awesome technological gizmo that is decades ahead of its time.

 

[no-body]

Nothing as such verses are metaphorical in nature. Jesus told his disciples to drop their swords when the Romans came for him.

One would assume he would just blow peoples heads up with his magical powers rather than using conventional weaponry anyway.

 

[Skwim]

After reading Luke 22:36 do you believe Jesus would be pro Second Amendment?

No, because he would never belong to a well regulated militia that would have him as a member.

Jesus is a loner.

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[Iti oj]

Jesus would pack his bong/bowl/pipe/bubbler/steamroller/vapo/etc

 

[Father Heathen]

According to Family Guy, it was machine guns that Jesus and Moses used to beat the Romans, so I think he'd go with an M-16 or something similar.

But an M-16 isn't a machine gun.

 

[The Sum of Awe]

Jesus wouldn't decide fully-automatic, he sees the advantage in the speed of the fully-automatic, but sees the greater advantage in the slowness of the semi-automatic.

Jesus wouldn't choose a shot-gun, as it is an overkill, and he wouldn't take more than he needed, he'd probably choose a hand-gun.

Jesus wouldn't choose a 9mm because the bullets are much too swift, he would believe a Desert Eagle would do the trick.

 

[Amechania]

Anyone who could grow a new hand on a perfect stranger could outfit himself with quite a package I would imagine.

 

[Storm]

After reading Luke 22:36 do you believe Jesus would be pro Second Amendment?

It would be helpful if you actually quoted the verse you wish to discuss.

Without looking it up, no.

 

[Bob Dixon]

Jesus would pack his bong/bowl/pipe/bubbler/steamroller/vapo/etc

I'm thinking it would be a vapouriser. Efficiency and health-consciousness above all. But it might be hard to find a plug in the desert.

Allow it. He'd smoke blunts. Fat blunts, too.

 

[Iti oj]

I'm thinking it would be a vapouriser. Efficiency and health-consciousness above all. But it might be hard to find a plug in the desert.

Allow it. He'd smoke blunts. Fat blunts, too.

water into wine- cactus into hemp?
he would remember the 3 p's puff puff pass, and the gun he carried would be a gag shock lighter shaped like a gun

i feel like jesus would smoke a bubbler gets high with the disciples and tells judas he turned the bong water into wine.

 

[beenie]

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