What would you do with the power of telekinesis?

[Smoke]

Suppose you woke up one day and found you had the power of telekinesis.

What would you do with your newfound power?

 

[Buttercup]

I have always wished to be able to clean the house with a twinkle of my nose! Wouldn't that be awesome?

The "other" feat I would like to perform would be to cause magical orgasms for my husband while in another room. hehe. Ok, overshare I know.

 

[Cynic]

You mean like Bruce Almighty.
I'd make red lights turn green, and force slow drivers off the rode or have my car levitate.
I'd make my professor do the electric slide or robot dance during a lecture.
Lets see... what else...

 

[Random]

I would use my mind to lighten the workload of others...possibly make a mint working on a building site. A one-man forklift, yup...

 

[doppelganger]

Everything Scott Baio did in "Zapped" and then some . . .

 

[SoyLeche]

[Strongbad]
I don't think not having the power of telekinesis has stopped me from doing anything, so I'd probably just do what I always do, you know - steal stuff, hit stuff..... [/Strongbad]

 

[Smoke]

It'd be nice to be able to do some good stuff, but really, the coolest part would be flying.

:super:

 

[MaddLlama]

How does telekinesis heal the sick?

 

[Nanda]

Where's the option for "set people's heads on fire?"

 

[Buttercup]

Where's the option for "set people's heads on fire?"

Right before the one that says "kick people invisibly in the arse"

 

[lizskid]

Make embarrassing things happen to George Bush during speeches and press conferences.


He doesn't need anyone's help, he does that all by himself!!!

 

[LumpHammer]

Drop every copy of every religious text into the sun.

 

[jamaesi]

I would move my sofa from downstairs in the living room to my room upstairs. It's too heavy for me and my mum to get up there.

Make embarrassing things happen to George Bush during speeches and press conferences.


He doesn't need anyone's help, he does that all by himself!!!

Why waste your power on that?! Voodoo seemed to work for the last one, I'm sure it would work for this one, too.

 

[Buttercup]

Hahaaa! That was great, Maesi!

 

[Gentoo]

I'd keep it to myself, honestly. I mostly wouldn't use it.

 

[PureX]

I would rob banks. *smile*

 

[Hema]

How does telekinesis heal the sick?

I was wondering but then I chose that answer because if there is illness in the body one can do different things such as unclog arteries, remove tumours and cancerous cells etc.

 

[Zephyr]

I cannot promise that I would use the powers for good. In fact, most of my uses would probably be what many people would call "evil." The world needs more supervillians.

 

[Ever learning]

Make embarrassing things happen to George Bush during speeches and press conferences.


He doesn't need anyone's help, he does that all by himself!!!

That sounds so tempting. I think I would heal the sick though.

 

[Kungfuzed]

This can come in very handy while driving. I'd probably turn into Magneto and start flipping cars during rush hour. But I'd only be a supervillian during my commute. I suppose I could just fly to work instead. I always wanted a button I could push that would make a boxing glove shoot out of the steering wheel of the driver in front of me. Yeah, I have road rage. I guess it's best that I remain powerless.