Whats stopping Christ from ruling the Earth? Oh My God!

[Kilgore Trout]

Imagine how different history would have been if the original Jesus had been this unimpressive and laughable. There never would have been a Christianity.

 

[George Manuel Oliveira]

Imagine how different history would have been if the original Jesus had been this unimpressive and laughable. There never would have been a Christianity.

Are you kidding Me? It's My personal subjective opinion that Jesus is much more unimpressive and laughable than Me!

Think about it... Have you even read the Bible? The Bible is so funny, because it's filled with supernatural miracles that allegedly people of God could perform. But the average people were not as special as the prophets, so they could not perform anything supernatural. What a joke?

What does the Bible prove? What does the Bible claim? Haha.

You are funny, My friend. You act like logical people believe that the Bible is the infallible word of God? One of My friends is a devout Catholic, and he doesn't even believe that the Bible is infallible.

Jesus was hilarious, if Jesus even existed? Jesus is allegedly the most special telepathic zombie that will answer your prayers if you believe that he is your personal savior that died for your sins, no?

I used to be a Christian for most of My Life, until I watched a video that debunks Jesus. The video I watched this called "Zeitgeist on religion". Check it out.

I would want to believe in Jesus if he was credible.

~PEACE~

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Are you kidding Me? It's My personal subjective opinion that Jesus is much more unimpressive and laughable than Me!

Then your self-aggrandizing delusions are even more silly and ridiculous than I suspected.

In fact, you're probably the least impressive fake Jesus I've encountered. I can find a dozen far more impressive fake messiahs in five minutes on the internet. It's hard to imagine a less impressive messiah to be honest.

 

[George Manuel Oliveira]

Then your self-aggrandizing delusions are even more silly and ridiculous than I suspected.

In fact, you're probably the least impressive fake Jesus I've encountered. I can find a dozen far more impressive fake messiahs in five minutes on the internet. It's hard to imagine a less impressive messiah to be honest.

Do you even know what I believe? Because I am the Teacher Prophet of Truth and Life.

Just because I don't state My epic prophecies in every post, it doesn't make them any less inevitable.

Why do I have to repeat Myself so much?

~PEACE~

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Why do I have to repeat Myself so much?

Because nobody finds you worth listening to?

 

[George Manuel Oliveira]

Because nobody finds you worth listening to?

Or maybe because there are roughly 8 billion people in the world?

I would just link you guys to My autobiography, but I don't want to break any forum rules... But I believe that I can tell you what to Google? Search the internet for:

There is a Man claiming to be Christ, with evidence!

After you find My free online book, go to page 12 to read all of the biblical stories that I believe I have fulfilled.

~PEACE~

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Or maybe because there are roughly 8 billion people in the world?

I would just link you guys to My autobiography, but I don't want to break any forum rules... But I believe that I can tell you what to Google? Search the internet for:

There is a Man claiming to be Christ, with evidence!

After you find My free online book, go to page 12 to read all of the biblical stories that I believe I have fulfilled.

~PEACE~

Why would I waste my time doing that?

 

[George Manuel Oliveira]

Why would I waste my time doing that?

Because then you could learn so many novel revelations about the Messiah, the only Messiah!

Plus, I teach about so many things not really just about Messiah Lord- Farmer God is with us.

~PEACE~

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Because then you could learn so many novel revelations about the Messiah, the only Messiah!

But, you're not the messiah, or a messiah, you're just an unbalanced, delusional individual who probably should be getting some psychiatric help.

 

[George Manuel Oliveira]

But, you're not the messiah, or a messiah, you're just an unbalanced, delusional individual who probably should be getting some psychiatric help.

I would bet that they said similar things about your Jewish Jesus, yes?

And your assumptions or assertions are a fallacy, unless you can empirically prove your conjecture?

How can you prove that I am not the Messiah, when all of the evidence points to Me being Chosen to these amazing, epic, novel, prophetic, esoteric, holy, ubiquitous, global, godly, etc., and falsifiable revelations? You cannot debunk whether I am the Messianic Prophet or not?

I thought so

All you have is your personal subjective opinions about Me, and what Messiah should be like, yes?

It's recorded in the Bible that the Pharisees hated Jesus, too. And most of the Christians that I have come across are so religious in their traditions, that they are no better than Pharisees, because they are not open-minded like spiritual people should be?

If you can prove that Jesus is the Jewish Messiah, than you should get a Nobel peace prize, because no one has yet to prove Jesus as anything but... incredible! And your bible with its circular reasoning is not the most credible book, so try and prove Jesus existed without the use of religious dogma.

I can be proven, because My Life is factual and I exist without a doubt! and My facts about Myself are demonstrable and irrefutable (for the most part).

People can agree to My facts, but it's seems like most people don't want a living Savior?

Good luck proving that Jesus existed without the use of religious dogma...

~PEACE~

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I would bet that they said similar things about your Jewish Jesus, yes?

And your assumptions or assertions are a fallacy, unless you can empirically prove your conjecture?

How can you prove that I am not the Messiah, when all of the evidence points to Me being Chosen to these amazing, epic, novel, prophetic, esoteric, holy, ubiquitous, global, godly, etc., and falsifiable revelations? You cannot debunk whether I am the Messianic Prophet or not?

I thought so

All you have is your personal subjective opinions about Me, and what Messiah should be like, yes?

It's recorded in the Bible that the Pharisees hated Jesus, too. And most of the Christians that I have come across are so religious in their traditions, that they are no better than Pharisees, because they are not open-minded like spiritual people should be?

If you can prove that Jesus is the Jewish Messiah, than you should get a Nobel peace prize, because no one has yet to prove Jesus as anything but... incredible! And your bible with its circular reasoning is not the most credible book, so try and prove Jesus existed without the use of religious dogma.

I can be proven, because My Life is factual and I exist without a doubt! and My facts about Myself are demonstrable and irrefutable (for the most part).

People can agree to My facts, but it's seems like most people don't want a living Savior?

Good luck proving that Jesus existed without the use of religious dogma...

~PEACE~

I'm an atheist. Jesus isn't my messiah, and you're not anyone's. Get some help, please.

 

[George Manuel Oliveira]

I'm an atheist. Jesus isn't my messiah, and you're not anyone's. Get some help, please.

Why should I get help when I am stating axioms about Myself?

I have a psychiatrist and a therapist, and they cannot debunk My facts either, but like Jesus, the Pharisees don't believe.

When I first had My apotheosis in August of the year 2008, I was very delusional because I was always stoned on cannabis for several years, but ever since I quit smoking herb I gained My sanity back.

I just like to debate about things I believe in. Don't take it personally.

Oh yeah, I am Agnostic if you can't tell. I can agree with atheists and sometimes theists as well.

~PEACE~

 

[George Manuel Oliveira]

You're not what you claim to be.

I am now going to tell you nothing but FACTS:

Its a fact that My Name is "George Manuel Oliveira".

Its a fact that the initials for My Name is G.M.O..

Its a fact that GMO stands for Genetically Modified Organism.

Its a fact that My initials, GMO, backwards is OMG.

Its a fact that OMG stands for Oh My God.

Its a fact that My Name, George Manuel Oliveira, means "Farmer God is with us, olive tree".

Its a facts that in "Romans 11:16-26", the Bible mentions the "olive tree" many times.

Its a Biblical fact that Jesus said he would have a "new Name", if you read "Revelation 3:12".

Its a fact that My mothers name is Mary, and the Bible says that Christs mothers name was Mary.

Its a fact that My fathers name is Nuno. It is known that, "Mary knew no man." My dads name, Nuno, sounds exactly like saying the words "knew no". So if you use semantics, it sounds exactly the same if you say, "Mary knew no man," or "Mary... Nuno- man".

Its an empirical fact that I have many predictions, or prophecies, for the future.

Its an empirical fact that I have many paralells to the New Testament... and I can show this later if people want.

These are all irrefutable, demonstrable, empirical facts.

Any questions?

~PEACE~

 

[Milton Platt]

And now your mistaken about being mistaken

But seriously, can you prove that I am not the Christ?

I don't think so, because it's your subjective opinion verses My subjective opinion.

Don't you know that most of the Jews didn't believe in Jesus and that's why Jesus was condemned by their law?

Some people hated Jesus as per the Bible. The Pharisees were not aficionados of Jesus. Same thing with the religious (Christians) and the Christ with the NEW Name- Myself- George Manuel Oliveira!

Go read Revelation 3:12 and then tell Me what it means when Jesus says, " And on them I will write My NEW Name!"

Thanks

EDIT- You don't know Me (enough) to debunk Me. You just assume that Jesus is dead, and Jesus is dead, but the real Christ is not dead. You do not know Me yet, because all of My facts about Myself state that My conclusions are based on falsifiable evidence.

~PEACE~

You should open a catering service. Turning water into wine can save you a bundle of money.

 

[psychoslice]

You should open a catering service. Turning water into wine can save you a bundle of money.

Ha Ha, that's funny.

 

[George Manuel Oliveira]

You should open a catering service. Turning water into wine can save you a bundle of money.

Ha, I can do greater than the fallacy of turning water into wine!

I can give people the peace that only Christ can give.

I can give people the ultimate present! Pun intended.

I can expose the ultimate evil.

I can transform the world into a living Garden Paradise.

I can tell you some cures to cancer.

I can usher in a GLOBAL ONLINE GOVERNMENT, where there are no more politicians, but rather the people are the dictators.

I can engineer a global climate controller that will turn places too hot to cooler, and places too cold to warmer.

I have figured a way to get rid of STDs without using condoms.

Etc., etc., etc..

But no one believes Me, except Myself.

~PEACE~

 

[angellous_evangellous]

What is stopping Christ from ruling the Earth? Oh My God!

Okay, there are literally billions of people who are looking for some kind of Savior, i.e., Christ, Messiah, Mahdi, the fifth Buddha, etc.. So why is everyone so ignorant that they don't want to believe in the Truth about George Manuel Oliveira?

I am at a loss for words...

Let's just talk!

What is stopping Me from being the King of the world? Is it all of the doubters? The mainstream media? Or politics, money, religion, the Pope, the government, the elites, or is it just ordinary people?

I hope that you all find out about the current king of the world- the Rothschilds! The Rothschild family is your master. They own the central banks, the mainstream media, the government, politicians, the monopoly on fossil fuels, the "Federal" Reserve, the military, and basically most of the most important things in the world!

Why don't we replace the Rothschilds with the Savior?

~PEACE~

I prefer two-ply toilet paper.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

This:

 

[Awkward Fingers]

I wonder what the world would be like, if EVERYone was actually sane..
..not though some enforcement of laws, just.. all the crazies died out (unrelated to this topic, I'm sure)
but seriously... how lovely, and calm, and nice that world would be..
...one can only dream.

 

[HekaMa'atRa]

I am now going to tell you nothing but FACTS:

Its a fact that My Name is "George Manuel Oliveira".

Its a fact that the initials for My Name is G.M.O..

Its a fact that GMO stands for Genetically Modified Organism.

Its a fact that My initials, GMO, backwards is OMG.

Its a fact that OMG stands for Oh My God.

Its a fact that My Name, George Manuel Oliveira, means "Farmer God is with us, olive tree".

Its a facts that in "Romans 11:16-26", the Bible mentions the "olive tree" many times.

Its a Biblical fact that Jesus said he would have a "new Name", if you read "Revelation 3:12".

Its a fact that My mothers name is Mary, and the Bible says that Christs mothers name was Mary.

Its a fact that My fathers name is Nuno. It is known that, "Mary knew no man." My dads name, Nuno, sounds exactly like saying the words "knew no". So if you use semantics, it sounds exactly the same if you say, "Mary knew no man," or "Mary... Nuno- man".

Its an empirical fact that I have many predictions, or prophecies, for the future.

Its an empirical fact that I have many paralells to the New Testament... and I can show this later if people want.

These are all irrefutable, demonstrable, empirical facts.

Any questions?

~PEACE~

I find it comical that you talk down about the bible and yet attempt to use it as proof you're christ.

The FACT that your initials are GMO means nothing. The FACT that you mention it stands for genetically modified organism is hilarious as it pertains to nothing. What does the bible have to do with gmos? The FACT that gmo is omg backwards means nothing. The FACT that omg stands for oh my god in internet lingo means nothing. God is dog backwards. Please listen closely as my dog Skip tries to bark his prophecies to you. You said the bible mentions the olive tree many times - ok, what does it say about olive trees and under what context?

Edit: Not to mention the phrasing of " farmer god is with us, olive tree" makes zero sense. My first and middle name is Alexander George- which translates to "Defender of Men, farmer " - it means nothing.

2+2=6+red/8x4= pie

That's what your " reasoning " sounds like. Just stop.