What's the Funniest Way to Tell Someone...

[johnnys4life]

What's the funniest way to tell someone you're pregnant?

I was thinking about this because there is a chance I could need to know pretty soon. (Don't anybody tell my husband that, though! He is on here under the name "Israel")

I haven't taken a test yet, but I'm going to in a couple days. If it is positive, I want to tell my husband the same day, in the funniest, most creative way possible.

Like, for example, I read in a magazine once this woman put a t-shirt on her kid that said "big brother 2004". Well I could put a t-shirt on my daughter that says, "big sister 2005," but I don't know.

I'm running short on good ideas. Do you guys have any?

 

[jewscout]

I thought of one...but it's really really really really bad and i don't think everyone would appreiciate it

 

[Pah]

Let Isreal do the grocery shopping and only put pickles on the list

 

[johnnys4life]

Let Isreal do the grocery shopping and only put pickles on the list

Lol that's a good one. I used to crave something way more disgusting than that when I was pregnant with my girl. He tells me I once ate sardines in hot sauce and yogurt in the same meal.

 

[Scuba Pete]

My wife told me by throwing up in the shower one morning. THAT was unique!

Of course you could serve "Rabbit Stew", though I never understood the "dead rabbit" reference to being pregnant.

 

[michel]

Marie used to want donoughts with cups of soup!
I'm pretty sure I'm not pregnant............:jiggy:

 

[Melody]

Of course you could serve "Rabbit Stew", though I never understood the "dead rabbit" reference to being pregnant.

The phrase, "The rabbit died," came to be a euphemism for a positive pregnancy test in the late 1920 and early 1930s. Around 1927 it was discovered that if you injected the urine of a pregnant woman into a rabbit, there would be corpora hemorrhagica in the ovaries of the rabbit. These bulging masses on the ovaries could not be seen with out killing the rabbit to inspect the ovaries, so invariably, every rabbit died, even if the woman wasn't pregnant.
--Somewhere on the Web

 

[johnnys4life]

My wife told me by throwing up in the shower one morning. THAT was unique!

Of course you could serve "Rabbit Stew", though I never understood the "dead rabbit" reference to being pregnant.

I'm not sure he'd get that one...

It comes from the "ye olde" pregnancy test. Back before they had the kind where you go on a stick, women used to inject thier urine into a rabbit. Because a rabbit's metabolism is so fast, the rabbit would die from the hormone in it, if she was preg. If not, the rabbit lived. Rather barbaric, IMO. I'm grateful that I live in the days of more scientific methods.

 

[johnnys4life]

Wo, Melody, we just wrote almost the same thing at the same time.

 

[johnnys4life]

Marie used to want donoughts with cups of soup!
I'm pretty sure I'm not pregnant............:jiggy:

Heh heh. Any way you chose to say you were pregnant would be funny, Michel! :biglaugh:


I actually moved to Ohio when I was first pregnant, and everything smelled and tasted so disgusting to me. I actually thought it was because Ohio just had terrible food, but after my hormones leveled off a bit, I realized that all along it was just me!

 

[Scuba Pete]

Well,

I'm sort of sorry I asked! EWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[michel]

Well,

I'm sort of sorry I asked! EWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey NetDoc; don't tell me you're........
I'll be your manager; we'll make a fortune!:jiggy:

 

[Bastet]

Well, gee I dunno...you could start a thread on a forum, asking for funny ideas on how to tell someone you're pregnant...then hubby could come online and find the thread. Voila!

 

[martha]

Do you have any old maternity clothes? Perhaps something that your husband really teased you about wearing? Perhaps an item that you just knew he hated? Maybe something you both had a good laugh over when you wore it.If you do then get it out and hang it in a prominent place like in the shower, pin a note to it that says, "GET USED TO IT HONEY! or " IT'S BAAACK!"

Maybe you could string some baby booties and hang them in the car over the mirror. Or hang a stork carrying a little bundle in the shower or better yet, in his underwear drawer!

Anyway, if you think you might be, you probably are. If so then I wish you many blessings.

Joyfully in Jesus,
Martha

 

[mrscardero]

Well, gee I dunno...you could start a thread on a forum, asking for funny ideas on how to tell someone you're pregnant...then hubby could come online and find the thread. Voila!

Bastet....

You hit the the nail on the head

 

[johnnys4life]

Yeah but he only gets on here like once every 5 months!

Thank you for the good ideas Martha! I am going to wait a couple weeks before I take the test though, I think... I want to be sure and get the right result.

 

[mrscardero]

What's the funniest way to tell someone you're pregnant?

When you finally find out that you are pregnant, get a cardboard cut out of a stork and place on the driveway where he parks. Or place the stork on your bed.

You could purchase or borrow some baby utencils, plates and cups. Set the table for dinner and wallaaaaa!!! See if he will think you are planning a kids tea party.

You could borrow a friend or families potty for kids and put in the toilet. Tell him you are getting ready for potty training.

Remove all his undies out of his drawer and replace them with a few baby diapers.

Take his set of keys and replace them with kids keys made of plastic.

Take his shampoo and replace it with baby shampoo.

Take his toothbrush and replace it with baby toothbrush.

Take his shoes and replace them with baby booties.

Don't get me started. I am good at playing pranks.

 

[johnnys4life]

Aww, thank you mrs. C. That picture is ultra-cute too!

 

[FyreBrigidIce]

I told my husband by calling him "Dad". Then again, it was my first, last, and only child from him. I got pregnant on our wedding night.

However, one of the things he pulled when we were in a restaurant one late night gave me an idea depending on how far along you are when you take the test. If he drinks coffee and takes milk or creamer in it, you could always ask if he wants to try a different milk that you know is natural and not filled with chemicals that store milk has. (I am trying to be appropriate here.) ROFL

My husband told the waiter that he did not need any creamer because his wife was well equipped. I smacked him as I laughed.

FBI

 

[Ceridwen018]

I got pregnant on our wedding night.

Shazaam!