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What's the Funniest Way to Tell Someone...

johnnys4life

Pro-life Mommy
Take a look at this - this is way cool-

http://www.thelaboroflove.com/chart/pred.html

It's a chinese gender prediction calendar.

If I am pregnant, which my sneaking suspicion is that I may very well be, as I just got sick at the mention of the word "hot dog"...I think it's pretty reasonable to think so... anyway it told me it's a boy!

Hehe this is just for fun but hey it was right with my daughter! Check it out and see if it was right for you or your kids!!

(They do try to make it as scientific as possible so you can send them info on whether they were right or not.)
 

FyreBrigidIce

Returning Noob
I tried the link. For all 3 of my children it was right. My middle child was wrong at first and then I actually cunted back the months. DUHHHH ME. It is correct now.

FBI
 

FyreBrigidIce

Returning Noob
The funniest part about my last child was how I went into labor. She was 9 days overdue and I was supposed to have labor induced at 8:30 AM on February 9th, 2000. I spent the night at my best friend and labor coaches house on February 8th because my husband had to drop off our roommate before being at the hospital. At around 11 PM I was on the phone with him and he said "My daughter does not have the intestinal fortitude to put you in labor before Midnight!" (in the words of Ceridwen.... SHAZAAM!!!) At 11:30, I started having contractions naturally and was in full labor at 11:45PM. At 1:30 AM, February 9, 2000, Brighid Aradia was born.

Last March hubby did the same thing to my adopted sister and godmother of Brighid. This year her new baby is due on his birthday. ROFL

FBI
 

johnnys4life

Pro-life Mommy
I don't know how to say this but, I'm not sure I'm pregnant anymore. I'm really sad. I looked it up and what is happened doesn't neccesarily mean the baby is gone but there is a 50% chance and I have a bad feeling... and i'm crying and I'm really Sorry guys. You're suggestions were really good and I would've liked to try one out.
 

Master Vigil

Well-Known Member
I'm sorry J4L. I hope your grief is short, and may the spirits bless you with a child soon. With all the love in my soul, take as much as you need.
 

Druidus

Keeper of the Grove
I've started a thread for you. I'm sorry if you would have wanted to start your own, but I get impulsive at times like this. I just feel so sad for you...

I'm sure if you don't want the thread that a mod will delete it. :(
 
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