What's the Hidden Secret in *Your* Religion?

[AbdulRashid]

The hidden secret of my faith is that there are no secrets it is all there to see and read.

 

[painted wolf]

Gaah.... jello flashbacks....no more Jello with stuff in it.... Gahhh....

ok I'm better now.

I switched over to frybread.

wa:do

 

[Booko]

Well, it depends, we don't want to scare anyone away, so we usually save the shredded carrots until after baptism.

Just so's you know, the Calvinists where I'm from picked up that green jello habit from y'all.

We were all baptized as infants though, so that might explain why we just always had the shredded carrots in the jello.

 

[Booko]

The hidden secret of my faith is that there are no secrets it is all there to see and read.

Shhh! Don't tell anyone! It's just a joke thread.

 

[Comprehend]

Just so's you know, the Calvinists where I'm from picked up that green jello habit from y'all.

We were all baptized as infants though, so that might explain why we just always had the shredded carrots in the jello.

I am soo sorry. I wouldn't wish jello with stuff in it on my worst enemies.

 

[Arabis]

I've had carrott slices, mandarin orange, bananas, marshmallows, apples, pineapple, and any other fruit you can think of....

I was just asked to make a jello salad for a funeral the other day. It had pears, cream cheese, coolwhip and finally green jello. I can't believe that jello salad is actually a staple in a mormon meal.

 

[Feathers in Hair]

I was just asked to make a jello salad for a funeral the other day. It had pears, cream cheese, coolwhip and finally green jello. I can't believe that jello salad is actually a staple in a mormon meal.

I've heard of the pears, but never the cream cheese! I normally love cream cheese, though... *ponders what it must taste like*

 

[Arabis]

I've heard of the pears, but never the cream cheese! I normally love cream cheese, though... *ponders what it must taste like*

Not bad. You actually blend the pears and cream cheese together and make the jello jiggler recipe with the pear juice. You only let the jello set for about 10 min in the fridge and then mix it all together and then fold in the cool whip. Let it set up in the fridge for a couple of hours or until firm and viola! Please do not add shredded carrots to this. That would be gross!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I uh, mean, baby buck thrillers. yes, that's right. baby bucks. mmm. hmm. little tiny deer.... we thrill them...

Bestiality????????? With baby deer????????????? I hope I'm wrong and your really not a bunch of pedozoophiliacs.

 

[painted wolf]

oh oh I have another plan to take over.

We will replace the Jello salads with Frybread!!

mmmmm... fry bread. You can put anything on it and its still good.

vegtables and beef

copped nuts, honey and powdered sugar

its fun to make

it makes kids everywhere smile

horay for frybread... you all need frybread... keep the children smiling eat more frybread.

wa:do

 

[ayani]

frybread! i have never had it myself. but my uncle, who is First Nations, is always promising to make it for us sometime! hopefully! he has his family enjoying it on a weekend-ly basis now.

<<< oh my goodness, a frybread gif!

 

[ayani]

oh, and that is the *cutest* child ever. up there- with the bread. ^_^

 

[Comprehend]

oh oh I have another plan to take over.

We will replace the Jello salads with Frybread!!

mmmmm... fry bread. You can put anything on it and its still good.

vegtables and beef

copped nuts, honey and powdered sugar



its fun to make

it makes kids everywhere smile


horay for frybread... you all need frybread... keep the children smiling eat more frybread.

wa:do

One of my favorite meals is what we call "navajo tacos"

It has frybread, then we put pinto beans on top with shredded cheese, sour cream and whatever sauces one likes. Others include lettuce, onions and all that but I just like up to the sauce.

For dessert we have frybread with honey and butter on it. mmmmmm.

thanks for making me hungry!

 

[painted wolf]

he he he he ... my evil plan is working.:devil:

remember kids love frybread, don't make the kids sad.... give them frybread.:drool:

wa:do

 

[Feathers in Hair]

Oooooo! Frybread- I've heard so much about it that I drool at the thought ("Smoke Signals" reinforced that!) but I haven't been able to have any yet! I hope to have it someday!

 

[IanAlmighty]

Atheists... who practice... magic!
Zomg! Iz it teh realz0rz?

 

[SoyLeche]

I was just asked to make a jello salad for a funeral the other day. It had pears, cream cheese, coolwhip and finally green jello. I can't believe that jello salad is actually a staple in a mormon meal.

The worst part isn't that it is a staple, but that it is a side dish - not a desert. I don't know how many times I have had my jello melt on my ham...

 

[Booko]

The worst part isn't that it is a staple, but that it is a side dish - not a desert. I don't know how many times I have had my jello melt on my ham...

Is that like here in the South, where "macaroni and cheese" is listed as a "vegetable"?

Although it sure beats where I'm from. Anyone here realize that there's a "season" for chili? :sarcastic

 

[uumckk16]

We're secretly fundies. We trick everyone into thinking we're inclusive and then we feed you our special brainwash-brew coffee. Then we turn on the TV, put in "An Inconvient Truth," and laugh at how silly Al Gore is.

 

[Arabis]

The worst part isn't that it is a staple, but that it is a side dish - not a desert. I don't know how many times I have had my jello melt on my ham...

Just because they call it a salad...