What's wrong with those people who put mustard on fries?

[Willamena]

Is it catsup or ketchup?

 

[Unveiled Artist]

Is it catsup or ketchup?

I remember in elementary school, my friend put Mayo on her fries. That's when I had my first seizure. They've been trying to find the cause for my seizures/epilepsy for years. It must have been the Fri dipped Mayo.

Think I should tell the docs?

 

[lovesong]

I dip mine in milkshakes and slushes! Frozen drink dipping sauce for the win!

 

[ADigitalArtist]

I remember in elementary school, my friend put Mayo on her fries. That's when I had my first seizure. They've been trying to find the cause for my seizures/epilepsy for years. It must have been the Fri dipped Mayo.

Think I should tell the docs?

Mixing mayo and Ketchup is so good on fries that it is literally called Fry Sauce.

 

[Jumi]

I'm actually one of those people on the rare occasions that I eat fries.

 

[columbus]

I dip mine in milkshakes and slushes! Frozen drink dipping sauce for the win!

That's even more demonic than mustard.
Beefy gravy!
Tom

 

[`mud]

MIRACLE WHIP !!
and a lot of salt.......
twenty years ago.....
.....now....plain and mashed !!
~
getting old, ya know !

 

[Unveiled Artist]

I dip mine in milkshakes and slushes! Frozen drink dipping sauce for the win!

Em. Salseberry Sauce, Barbecue, or Ketchup works for me.

 

[Unveiled Artist]

MIRACLE WHIP !!
and a lot of salt.......
twenty years ago.....
.....now....plain and mashed !!
~
getting old, ya know !

Now THAT'S disgusting!

 

[Kemosloby]

Salt and vinegar should be all you put on fries.

 

[The Emperor of Mankind]

Salt and vinegar should be all you put on fries.

Anything else is culinary heresy.

 

[columbus]

Salt and vinegar should be all you put on fries.

I rather like that too.
Tom

 

[columbus]

Anybody ever tried making fries in bacon fat?
I never have, it just popped into my head. Wouldn't need anything if it worked.
Tom

 

[Jedster]

salt 'n vinergar OR HP sauce OR Tomato ketchup

 

[Deathbydefault]

Ranch dressing and fries go pretty good together, especially cheese fries and ranch.

 

[Nietzsche]

Anybody ever tried making fries in bacon fat?
I never have, it just popped into my head. Wouldn't need anything if it worked.
Tom

Duck fat works much better.

 

[BSM1]

Not on my fries (God forbid) but I do like mustard on my baked potato (brown spicy only; any other kind is just crazy).

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I remember in elementary school, my friend put Mayo on her fries. That's when I had my first seizure. They've been trying to find the cause for my seizures/epilepsy for years. It must have been the Fri dipped Mayo.

Think I should tell the docs?

Sounds Belgian!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Hunts brand makes ketchup. Its how its supposed to be. Everything else is sort of like it.

 

[Smart_Guy]

For some reason people here started putting French fries in burgers and sandwiches, dunno why. Inside it, not as a side dish. I hate that!

Do you guys do that in the West/Europe?

I eat my food as plain as possible, by the way. No mayo no ketchup no mustard no trick no treat. It is just cheese and maybe lettuce (I spent like 7 minutes trying to find the right spelling of that last word).