What's wrong with those people who put mustard on fries?

[YmirGF]

I don't do fries all that often. It's been a few years since the last time I made them. The only way to go is with vinegar, a bit of salt and Heinz Ketchup. All else is treason.

 

[Revoltingest]

Is it catsup or ketchup?

"Ketchup" is the only civilized word for it.
"Catsup" is used only by maladjusted shut-ins who wear sweater vests, & button the top button on their shirts.

 

[Revoltingest]

I don't do fries all that often. It's been a few years since the last time I made them. The only way to go is with vinegar, a bit of salt and Heinz Ketchup. All else is treason.

And if you want a real treat, have Teresa Heinz (the heiress who owns John Kerry) apply the ketchup personally.
Her fee is high, but during the pour she stops talking.
It's worth the cost.

 

[Onyx]

I remember in elementary school, my friend put Mayo on her fries.

no no no

 

[Brickjectivity]

Athiests regularly use mustard on their fries to prove God doesn't exist. They argue that God should strike them dead for it, but he doesn't. Muslims, on the other hand, argue that this merely means God is merciful.

 

[Willamena]

Not on my fries (God forbid) but I do like mustard on my baked potato (brown spicy only; any other kind is just crazy).

My favourite baked potato topping is cottage cheese.

 

[Revoltingest]

My favourite baked potato topping is cottage cheese.

Oddly, I like my baked potatoes plain.
Not even bacon on top.

 

[`mud]

and smashed !

 

[BSM1]

My favourite baked potato topping is cottage cheese.

Heresy!

 

[Milton Platt]

Is it catsup or ketchup?

In Australia, it's neither. It's tomato paste.......no, really..

 

[Milton Platt]

For some reason people here started putting French fries in burgers and sandwiches, dunno why. Inside it, not as a side dish. I hate that!

Do you guys do that in the West/Europe?

I eat my food as plain as possible, by the way. No mayo no ketchup no mustard no trick no treat. It is just cheese and maybe lettuce (I spent like 7 minutes trying to find the right spelling of that last word).

It does get done sometimes in "fancy" burger places. Just a gimmick to get someone in the door.

 

[Milton Platt]

Ranch dressing and fries go pretty good together, especially cheese fries and ranch.

Heart attack on a plate.....but it does sound good.

 

[Revoltingest]

In Australia, it's neither. It's tomato paste.......no, really..

In Canuckistan it's gravy & cheese.

It's an abomination that this is not a featured thread!

 

[Brickjectivity]

My favourite baked potato topping is cottage cheese.

Ok. Let me gather my thoughts. Wait a second....

Cottage Cheese on baked potato...by itself?

Ok. Let me gather my thoughts... Wait a second....

 

[Smart_Guy]

It does get done sometimes in "fancy" burger places. Just a gimmick to get someone in the door.

Interesting... here it started in low class cafeterias to fill up the sandwiches to look big. I always make sure to tell "without French fries" when I make my orders now. It ruins the taste of the tasty meat.