What's your diagnosis?

[Drolefille]

This should be interesting; although I feel you may be suffering from acute Edgar Cayce Syndrome.

I was just talking to good old Ed, he said you'd say something like that. Also Atlantis is fantastic this time of year.

Somatoparaphrenia
Although you don't believe your body parts have a mind of your own, you're really certain they belong to someone else. That isn't your hand, it CLEARLY belongs to your neighbor O.O Give it back!

Give me your best Dr. Drole!

Hemispatial Inattention

You only recognize one "side" of your world. You only shave one side of your face, or eat the food off one side of your plate. If you have someone who you dine with, see if they'll rotate your plate for you.

Present!

Koro

This one's a bit *ahem* personal. You fear that your penis is growing smaller and smaller and eventually will disappear, possibly KILLING you in the process!

Good thing you came to me to get it checked out. I have a device that will work wonders.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Would you mind diagnosing yourself while you are at it? Its only fair.

 

[Drolefille]

Would you mind diagnosing yourself while you are at it? Its only fair.

I have grisi siknis

I'll quote from an expert source:

Grisi siknis is a highly contagious and bizarre condition that causes manic convulsions and even coma in its victims. During spells, sufferers attempt to flee their community with their eyes closed, seizing any weapon they can find with which they appear to try to defend themselves against invisible attackers. According to eyewitnesses, sufferers mysteriously gain extraordinary strength, and often upward of four men are required to restrain them and tie them down with ropes. There are reported cases of 15-year-old girls with grisi siknis overpowering seven men. Basically, they all turn into that girl from The Exorcist, minus the pea soup vomit.

The most baffling and terrifying thing for scientists studying the condition is that they really don't know what the hell is going on. It seems to spread like a virus, but blood samples from sufferers have turned up nothing. Drugs and injections just seem to make it mad. Outbreaks have been reported as far back as 1800, and an epidemic that began in 1910 is said to have lasted for a period of 20 years. There were 65 cases last year

 

[Gjallarhorn]

Koro

This one's a bit *ahem* personal. You fear that your penis is growing smaller and smaller and eventually will disappear, possibly KILLING you in the process!

Good thing you came to me to get it checked out. I have a device that will work wonders.

I'll take 50!

 

[BSM1]

I was just talking to good old Ed, he said you'd say something like that. Also Atlantis is fantastic this time of year.

Somatoparaphrenia
Although you don't believe your body parts have a mind of your own, you're really certain they belong to someone else. That isn't your hand, it CLEARLY belongs to your neighbor O.O Give it back!

Well! This certainly clears things up. I've always wondered why I wanted to give my neighbor a hand while at the same time wanting to work him over with a baseball bat.

 

[Drolefille]

So many people helped here!