When You Meet God

[Thief]

God is to the devil as Love is to Hate. God is LOVE.

God is quite capable of hate

He is the source of that ability

 

[Jumi]

Do you expect mint to taste like Hegelian philosophy? It's this kind of question when you don't believe in antropomorphic gods.

 

[Twilight Hue]

When you meet in heaven, do you expect God to be an evangelistic American?

I definitely do. Particularly in the form of Elvis the soothsayer, a microphone, gyrating on stage.

As portrayed in this prophetic over the scene vision I've encountered.

 

[Fool]

When you meet in heaven, do you expect God to be an evangelistic American?

evidently god existed before heaven and earth; so why would you believe god is excluded to heaven? have you assigned god to a place?

 

[Quintessence]

I wouldn't expect the Christian god to be anything remotely resembling a human person - so much so that I'm not sure how I would be able to "meet" them in the sense we typically mean when we use that word. That, naturally, excludes the possibility of the Christian god being like an evangelistic American.

Of course, this all assumes that as a Druidic Pagan, I'd be going to heaven in the first place. The various Christian traditions can't seem to agree on whether or not I'd make it up there. Some of them say that because I was baptized (even though this was against my will) I'm good to go. Others say because I don't "have faith" in their god, I don't get a free pass. A few tell stories about doing good works, and if I've done those, I'll get into their heaven. It's all very confusing, honestly.

 

[Audie]

Someone did a drawing of god looking very like
Rodin's "Thinker".

Before him is a man, mouse sized in comparison,
giving Him the finger.

 

[sealchan]

When you meet in heaven, do you expect God to be an evangelistic American?

He might as it would be divine justice for my teasing sense of humor (something that probably isn't seen from me on this forum much).

 

[Audie]

He might as it would be divine justice for my teasing sense of humor (something that probably isn't seen from me on this forum much).

Divine.

 

[BilliardsBall]

When you meet in heaven, do you expect God to be an evangelistic American?

I expect He will hold disciples of many nations accountable for their evangelism.

Do you think God will be an American atheist?

 

[Sir Doom]

I'm sorry but everyone knows G-d is British.

And he sounds just like James Mason.

 

[Sir Doom]

To answer the OP, yes.

But probably just to see the look on my face. Then god'll be like, "Just kidding! Remember that thread?"

 

[YmirGF]

 

[Rational Agnostic]

When you meet in heaven, do you expect God to be an evangelistic American?

Most people think God looks like themselves. For instance, Michelangelo, an aging bearded Italian man, apparently thought God also looks like an aging bearded Italian man, since that's how he painted him.

 

[exchemist]

I thought the Devil was British. G-d is clearly Morgan Freeman.

No that was just Basil Rathbone.

 

[exchemist]

When you meet in heaven, do you expect God to be an evangelistic American?

If that happened, I'd know I'd gone to the Other Place.

 

[SomeRandom]

No that was just Basil Rathbone.

Funny. From here he looks more like Tom Ellis.

 

[exchemist]

Funny. From here he looks more like Tom Ellis.

Confess I had to look him up. But I'm pleased to see the Hollywood tradition of giving the devil, and villains generally, a British accent still continues.

 

[SomeRandom]

Confess I had to look him up. But I'm pleased to see the Hollywood tradition of giving the devil, and villains generally, a British accent still continues.

A very fine and proud tradition indeed. Nothing better than a devilish Brit.

 

[MonkeyFire]

God is quite capable of hate

He is the source of that ability

Would He suffer too?

 

[Thief]

Would He suffer too?

suffer means to allow....

you might rephrase your question