Proper explanation goes a long way. Unlike this video.
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Where Do Babies Come From?
- Thread starter The Hammer
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Proper explanation goes a long way. Unlike this video.
The stork drops them down chimnies.
I don't get it.
There are two main things that confuse me.
1. They feel the need to mention God and Jesus ALL THE TIME. I actually have no issues with Christian videos mentioning God's plan, miracles, God, Jesus, etc, but at some point it comes off as more of a focus than the actual subject matter. This video is an example.
2. Sex is a process designed by God, in their worldview. So why oh why do they literally just avoid mentioning it!? They explain everything leading up to it pretty decently. They explain things after it pretty decently. But the actual process of getting the sperm from the man to the woman is COMPLETELY avoided. The closest they get is one sentence that's says the man and the woman 'fit together'.
Sheesh.
There are two main things that confuse me.
1. They feel the need to mention God and Jesus ALL THE TIME. I actually have no issues with Christian videos mentioning God's plan, miracles, God, Jesus, etc, but at some point it comes off as more of a focus than the actual subject matter. This video is an example.
2. Sex is a process designed by God, in their worldview. So why oh why do they literally just avoid mentioning it!? They explain everything leading up to it pretty decently. They explain things after it pretty decently. But the actual process of getting the sperm from the man to the woman is COMPLETELY avoided. The closest they get is one sentence that's says the man and the woman 'fit together'.
Sheesh.
Dead wrong! Cabbage patch -- the only possible answer!
Explains the gas and stench...Dead wrong! Cabbage patch -- the only possible answer!
lukethethird
unknown member
Where Do Babies Come From?
Imagine Jesus asking his mother that, and Joseph asking under his breath, "yeah Mary, where do babies come from?"
Maybe Joseph watched the video in the OP, in which case it would all totally make sense. He'd be confused, of course, by people calling her the Virgin Mary, but it's kinda hard to know that ever happened anyway, so...
RestlessSoul
Well-Known Member
When my son was born, someone gave us a baby's hairbrush; written on the handle were the words; "Where do you come from, baby dear? Out of the everywhere, into the here".
Sand Dancer
Currently catless
The Stork and Santa Claus have to be creative for those houses without chimneys.
Sand Dancer
Currently catless
Good thing babies don't have green heads or there would be a lot of interesting deliveries.Dead wrong! Cabbage patch -- the only possible answer!
Ya can't beat a bit (lot) of fitting together
It makes the whole Soddom and Gamorrah thing a little harder to justify though.
"Awwww, sorry God. We just watched this video, and it told us we fitted together, so we tried a few things out, and...waddya know, we DO fit together. And man, things just got a little...well...creative....'
Where's the winner frube when you need it?
Gargovic Malkav
Well-Known Member
I wonder how often Santa got shot at or beaten the crap out of him because he was mistaken for a burglar.
Misunderstood
Active Member
I always thought mom ate a watermelon seed.