Who Are We

[Master Vigil]

Its true Scorn. You'd think the "higher being" could understand simple english.

 

[Feathers in Hair]

Anyway, if you are so all powerful as to have orchestrated all of this, do you suppose you could have used a more universal forum to expose your truth besides a message board? Just a thought.

Ah, but the being is so powerful that they chose the most brilliant message board in existence as their forum!

I think I'll also pick the answer that Linwood was hoping for, except that I'm very much liking the concept of calling the Christian personification of evil "Luci."

"Get thee behind me, Luci!"

 

[Melody]

For you only.
In a summarized version for you is that, the reason we put you here, is to see how well you take orders and to see if your spirit/mind will not be led away, with optical illusions we set up for you, as our first plant did when we planted him 6,000 years, whom you people call Adam.

Cool....we're aliens. Wait....can you be an alien on an alien planet when you've become a native of that planet? Native aliens?