Who Else Misreads Titles?

[Rick O'Shez]

Boolah-non-boolah-bala?

http://www.religiousforums.com/threads/bahaullah-non-bahais-are.182769/

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Quite often, I'll look at a title & instead of seeing what's there I'll see something else.
Example:
What's there: The good news of the Kingdom of God
What I read: The good news of the Klingon God

Even after I know what it really is, I still see "Klingon".

No, I never mishandle titties.

 

[McBell]

No, I never mishandle titties.

What does your titty handling have to do with reading?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

What does your titty handling have to do with reading?

Braille.

 

[McBell]

Braille.

Oh.
Yeah...
Well, that makes sense...

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

This one has been sitting there for weeks, and every time I scroll past, it says,

Do you call yourself a 'Parent...'

when it's actually just cut off the word "Panentheist..."

And there was one in the the political area for awhile,

What does feminism say about Me...."

again, just a perfect cutoff...

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Saw:

Discontented Time Life Discount....

It was:

Discounted Life Time Discounts...

 

[Revoltingest]

How expensive are Murthis?
looks like.....
How Expensive Are Martinis?

 

[Ouroboros]

Who Is God? Why Does He Allow Suffering? And When Will It End?

Why is God? Why Does He Allow Surfing? And when Will It End?

 

[dantech]

Who Else Misreads Titties?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

It is:

God is simple, not complex

I read

God is simple, not complete

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read

Chronicle of Cramps

it was

Chronic Leg Cramps

 

[roger1440]

Quite often, I'll look at a title & instead of seeing what's there I'll see something else.
Example:
What's there: The good news of the Kingdom of God
What I read: The good news of the Klingon God

Even after I know what it really is, I still see "Klingon".

Who is Miss Reads?

 

[Revoltingest]

Who is Miss Reads?

A single gal, I reckon.

 

[Wu Wei]

Read

hailing terrorists in Syrian border by Israel !

It actually is

healing terrorists in Syrian border by Israel !

 

[Rick O'Shez]

"March into Poland"

instead of "March in Poland"

To be fair I had recently watched this:

 

[columbus]

It is:

God is simple, not complex

I read

God is simple, not complete

At first glance, I saw
"God is simple, not competent"
Tom

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Christian Science Monitor headline. I read:

Under Antarctic ice sheet, the world's largest crayon?

it was:
Under...largest canyon?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Lol, one of the Bible's bad guys

it was:

Lot, one of...

 

[Ouroboros]

Allan the true God

for: Allah the true God.

and

Drink Diving... Life in Poison

Drink Driving....Life In Prison