Who Else Misreads Titles?

[PoetPhilosopher]

Salix Underthinks Everything

Read as:

Salix Understands Everything

 

[Martin]

James' randy afternight interview.

(James Randi's Afterlife Interview)

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

An under-rated job:

Read as:

An under-wear job:

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

an under-weighted job

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

This Warrants Its Own Thread

Read as:

The Warrants In Its Own Thread

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Viagras

It said:

Variants

 

[mangalavara]

What I saw:

Family Reacts Orgy

What it really said:

Friendly React Orgy

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Totaled spirit to not consume meat
It said
Told by spirit to not consume meat

 

[Martin]

"Git avatar"

(Gif avatar)

 

[Revoltingest]

Follow Westerners Who Use Bidets

 

[danieldemol]

Gay holes for No weiner models

Was

Gay roles for Norwegian models

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

"Git avatar"

(Gif avatar)

I read it as something like:

"Girl Avatar"

 

[ChristineM]

Your Surfing

Was

Your Suffering

 

[ChristineM]

Eat Wicca & Establish Christianity

Was

Early Wicca & Established Christianity

 

[Martin]

"Excel. What is it?" (a thread on spreadsheets?)

(Incel. What is it?)

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

This Is Wicked Cool

Read as:

This Is Whisky Cool

 

[JustGeorge]

This Is Wicked Cool

Read as:

This Is Whisky Cool

I might be cool with whisky, but its too soon. I've only been up an hour or two.

 

[ChristineM]

I might be cool with whisky, but its too soon. I've only been up an hour or two.

it must whisky time somewhere

 

[Wu Wei]

Don't ask me how I misread this like this, I have no idea, but it is what my brain thought it read

I read
The strange case of John Constantine, creationist
It said
The strange case of John Sanford, creationist

 

[Wu Wei]

admittedly my eyes are dry and in need of drops

I read
I will pose slightly less frequently
It said
I will post slightly less frequently

Then

I read
YAHOO: Worship ONE GOD, not MANY GODS. Worship Me, alone!
It said
YHWH: Worship ONE GOD, not MANY GODS. Worship Me, alone!

But yesterday I read that one like this

I read
WU WEI: Warship ONE GOD, not MANY GODS. Worship Me, alone!
It said
YHWH: Worship ONE GOD, not MANY GODS. Worship Me, alone!