Who Else Misreads Titles?

[Wu Wei]

I have no excuse and I have no idea how I read this like this but......

I read
Christmas and Jewels Mostly Wretched
It said
Christians and Jews Mostly: Messiah

 

[Wu Wei]

I misread this
The Last Sermon of Prophet Muhammad
But I think it may be to sacrilegious to post what I read...I will just say I horribly misread "Sermon"

I also misread this

I read
Declaration of Manger, True or False
It said
Declaration of Messenger, True or False

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
DNS bank yes or no?
It said
DNA bank yes or no?

For those non IT people DNS is Domain Name System

 

[ChristineM]

My phone again and a little misread

Hundreds of free Buddhists...

Was

Hundreds of free Buddhist talks!

 

[ChristineM]

I didn't see the punctuation so

Sinner God knows all

Was

Sinner, God knows all!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

My phone again and a little misread

Hundreds of free Buddhists...

Was

Hundreds of free Buddhist talks!

Hundreds Flee Buddhist talks...

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

christianity AND slim theory?

It said:

christianity AND sim theory?

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Its a Chivalrous Chauvinist...
It said
Is it Chivalrous or Chauvinist...

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Der Filme Al's Waffel, Mindwar, And Cognitive Warfare
It said
Der Filme Als Waffe, Mindwar, And Cognitive Warfare

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Purchase a Castle?

Read as:

Purchase a Cattle?

 

[ChristineM]

Mafia Loves You

Was

Mufasa Loves You

 

[mangalavara]

What I saw:

Mustafa Loves You

What it really said:

Mufasa Loves You

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I was expecting an interesting topic about Muhammad.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I read, Mustafar loves you.

 

[mangalavara]

I read, Mustafar loves you.

Yikes!

 

[Wu Wei]

Again, have no idea how I read this like this, but it is going to make me log off, so without further adieu, here i t is

I read
Why did Germans create homosexuality?
It said
Why did God create homosexuality?

 

[Wu Wei]

OK, this one was not so bad

I read
European Christmas Heritage
It said
European Christian Heritage

 

[mangalavara]

What I saw:

Protestants Stopping People From Getting Vaccinated

What it really said:

Protests Stopping People From Getting Vaccinated

 

[ChristineM]

Why don't Sikhs like heavy metal ?

Was.

Why don't Sikhs eat halal meat ?

 

[ChristineM]

Prophets Stopping People From Getting Vaccinated

Was

Protests Stopping People From Getting Vaccinated

 

[ChristineM]

My phone truncating again plus a bit of bluryness missing out the punctuation


FBI Remains found in Florida...

Was

FBI: Remains found in Florida...