Who Else Misreads Titles?

[Wu Wei]

WOW, I read that wrong

I read
Organic molester confirmed on Mars
It said
Organic molecules confirmed on Mars

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Schrodinger's Hospital play

It said:

Schrodinger's Hospitality

 

[Revoltingest]

Vegetables on the brink as indicators of biological annihilation and the sixth mass extinction
was...
Vertebrates on the brink as indicators of biological annihilation and the sixth mass extinction

 

[Revoltingest]

Martha, Pinta, Guru, Deiva - The hindu virtues that boggies minds
was...
Matha, Pitha, Guru, Deiva - The hindu virtues that boggles minds

 

[Wu Wei]

Yup, time to log off.... go home and celebrate yule

I read
Christian Soldiers
It said
Christian Trump Supporters

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Do you trust Goth?

It said:

Do you trust God?

 

[Vinayaka]

Is Canuckistan a Polite State?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Is Canuckistan a Polite State?

That's their greatest shortcoming!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Do you thrust God?

It said:

Do you trust God?

 

[Viker]

I don't know about many of the tread titles. But I sometimes do see Topic areas differently.

Interfaith Dissection

Religious Debacles

 

[mangalavara]

What I saw:

How Corrupt Cops Create Cancer

What it really said:

How Corrupt Cops Create Danger

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Moments ago, I misread a trending search result on Bing this way:

Kenny Rogers Space Telescope

In actuality, my mind combined these two:

Kenny Rogers
James Webb Space Telescope

Religious Debacles

Harold Camping comes to mind.

 

[ChristineM]

Are Penguins , Pagen?

Was

Are Pagens , Pagen?

 

[Viker]

Are Penguins , Pagen?

Was

Are Pagens , Pagen?

Sometimes I hear something like this where I live. Some in this region pronounce penguin pangun.

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Is NATO Obscene?
It said
Is NATO Obsolete?

 

[mangalavara]

Sometimes I hear something like this where I live. Some in this region pronounce penguin pangun.

That's a good one. Where I live, I've heard hangernade, tronnasaurus, and hunert.

 

[Viker]

I read
Is NATO Obscene?
It said
Is NATO Obsolete?

Both work! Perfect.

 

[Viker]

That's a good one. Where I live, I've heard hangernade, tronnasaurus, and hunert.

As in, "I got a hunert hangernadez for tien jers a shine."

 

[Viker]

Shine is curncy in theze hare parts.

 

[ChristineM]

Not a misread but a trunckation on my phone

Chief rabbi freezes ...

Was

Chief rabbi freezes all conversions to Judaism in protest of planned reforms

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Neanderthals: The Cannabinols

then it said:

Neanderthals: The Cannabis

It said:

Neanderthals: The Cannibals