Who Else Misreads Titles?

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Medication Music

It said:

Meditation Music

 

[Revoltingest]

New Taro Duck
was actually....
New Tarot Deck

I loved duck stuffed with taro root paste at Chinese restaurants.

 

[Evangelicalhumanist]

New Taro Duck
was actually....
New Tarot Deck

I loved duck stuffed with taro root paste at Chinese restaurants.

And you don't anymore? Why not?

 

[Revoltingest]

And you don't anymore? Why not?

I don't get out to DC restaurants that much anymore.
Criminy....I don't get out to any restaurants anywhere much anymore.

 

[Evangelicalhumanist]

I don't get out to DC restaurants that much anymore.
Criminy....I don't get out to any restaurants anywhere much anymore.

Pity. My advice -- don't stop living. No matter what.

 

[Revoltingest]

Pity. My advice -- don't stop living. No matter what.

I just live differently....sacrificing nothing significant.

 

[mangalavara]

What I saw:

The RF bathroom

What it really said:

The RF breakroom

 

[Wu Wei]

This is bad

I read
Son of Sinbad!
It said
Son of Samson!

 

[Revoltingest]

Bullet Proof Atheists
was actually....
Burden of Proof is on Atheists

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Biden Proof is on Athletes
It said
Burden of Proof is on Atheists

 

[SalixIncendium]

Holy Spirit or Parachute

…was actually…

Holy Spirit or Paraclete

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Scientists Watch Memory Foam in Living Brains...

It said:

Scientists Watch Memory Form in Living Brain...

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

A Taxidermy of Theodicy

It said:

A Taxonomy of Theodicy

 

[Wu Wei]

I keep reading this wrong
I read
Zelensky declares marital law
It said
Zelensky declares martial law

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Freeze Out - Die
It said
Freeze you Out - Sia

 

[mangalavara]

What I saw:

What Is Your Dream Taco?

What it really said:

What Is Your Dream Tractor?

 

[ChristineM]

Truncated by my phone but what i read was

3200 year old Photo-Copier

Was

3200 year old Proto-Canaanite...


3200 year old Proto-Canaanite text found on Mt. Ebal

 

[ChristineM]

Do you like killer ants?

Was

Do you like kit kats?

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Caucasian/Octopi Feel Pain
It said
Crustaceans/Octopi Feel Pain

 

[Wu Wei]

Proving I am truly a tea addict who is apparently still in withdrawal

I read
The Great Tea Commandments Status Debate
It said
The Great Ten Commandments Statue Debate