Who Else Misreads Titles?

[ChristineM]

Jump in the Creek.

Was.

Trump in the Clink

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

A castrating of the cosmological argument

It said:

A rephrasing of the cosmological argument

 

[Wu Wei]

No idea how but....
I read
Before Egypt
It said
Before I Forget

 

[Wu Wei]

I am betting I'm not the only one

I read
Librarian question
It said
Libertarian question

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

My Journey in Briefs

It said:

My Journey in Brief.

 

[ChristineM]

Buggering.

Was.

Biggering

 

[mangalavara]

I often misread the very title of this thread.

By the way, I’m not sure what it means to misread a pair of them.

 

[mangalavara]

What I saw:

Federal Court finds Constipation...

What it really said:

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Ukraine Vegetarian
It said
Ukraine Veteran

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Not Manure

It said:

Not Mature

 

[Wu Wei]

I blame CERTAIN posters on RF for this misread...YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!!
Also says I need to log off for a bit too

I read
The Klingon of Yahweh
It said
The Kingdom of Yahweh

 

[ChristineM]

Any plans for Baboon?

Was.

Any plans for Mabon?

 

[Wu Wei]

This will likely mean nother to anyone who does not do any martial arts or has no association with Aikido

But my brain actually read this...like this

I read
Ever had Tokyo akikikai?
It said
Ever had Takoyaki?

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Hellacious Thought Question
It said
Halacha Thought Question

 

[Wu Wei]

Read it wrong again

I read
Hojicha Thought Question
It said
Halacha Thought Question

 

[ChristineM]

I've just put the pics of our village party weekend from my phone only the NAS. Looking at the pics on the computer monitor i thought the ones of the fireworks display on Sunday night were pretty good.

Then on RF i saw

The Quran's fireworks from hell.

Which was actually

The Quran's framework for hell.

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
@ChristineM persecution complex. Is there validity to it or not?
It said
Christian persecution complex. Is there validity to it or not?

 

[ChristineM]

I read
@ChristineM persecution complex. Is there validity to it or not?
It said
Christian persecution complex. Is there validity to it or not?

When you get persecuted by me you stay persecuted

 

[Wu Wei]

an especially bad misread that is tellig me to log off for a while

I read
Do Yoga Support Foundation $10,000 Off Student Loan Debt?
It said
Do You Support Forgiving $10,000 Of Student Loan Debt?

 

[ChristineM]

an especially bad misread that is tellig me to log off for a while

I read
Do Yoga Support Foundation $10,000 Off Student Loan Debt?
It said
Do You Support Forgiving $10,000 Of Student Loan Debt?

It wasn't that bad