Who Else Misreads Titles?

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Antique slop

It said:

Antique shop

 

[ChristineM]

Spiritual discos!

Was

Spiritual docos!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Left Handed Panthers: What is your....

It said:

Left Hand Pathers: What is your...

 

[The Hammer]

I swear my new OP doesn't say: "Barfing"

 

[ChristineM]

Spitting Blood

Was

Spirit in the Blood

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Spirit in the Blood

Read as:

Spirit on the Board

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Would anyone be interested in a Yoga get together for RF pagans?
It said
Would anyone be interested in a Yule get together for RF pagans?

 

[Vinayaka]

I read unpunished in 'No Good Deed Goes ... 'as upanishads.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Stress management

Read as,

Steam management

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
It's China's Birthday!
I said
It's Chinu's Birthday!

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Cops Must Have Immortality Removed
It said
Cops Must Have Immunity Removed

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Cops Love Fish'n

Understood as:

Cops Love Fish'n'Chips

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

What could the Pre Fall of Man biocycle looked like?

Read as:

What could the Pre Fall of Man bicycle looked like?

 

[ChristineM]

I read

The vampire returns

Was

Will empire return?

 

[The Sum of Awe]

What could the Pre Fall of Man biocycle looked like?

Read as:

What could the Pre Fall of Man bicycle looked like?

Yes!! I keep misreading that as something like a Man Fall off Bicycle

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Your liminal experience

Read as:

Your limited experience

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Christians: is there a hell?

Read as:

Christine: Is there a hell?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Can password history be changed?

It said:

Can passed history be changed?

 

[Wu Wei]

OK, don't know how I got this as wrong as I did

I read
Talking a Stray Cat Strut
It said
Taking a Stray Cat to the Vet

Stray Cat Strut

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Christmas there is hell.
It said
Christians: is there a hell?