Who Else Misreads Titles?

[Wu Wei]

I read
Satan Peeping
It said
Satan Prepping

 

[ChristineM]

Free Shipping

Was

Satan Prepping

I have just been online shopping so it figures.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Lent is just so unfair!

It said:

It's just so unfair!

and

It's Lent

 

[The Sum of Awe]

I read
Creating Elvis

It was
Creating Evils

 

[ChristineM]

Just for a moment there i read

Types of hilarious people

It was

Types of religious people

 

[ChristineM]

Electric eels

Was

Electricity heals

 

[Kathryn]

True Story Time!

One time when she was I think in Jr High, my daughter called me and asked if I could stop by Barnes and Noble and buy her a book, called How To Kill A Mockingbird.

 

[Wu Wei]

I read...actually misunderstood
No Offense (as in opposite of defense)
It said
No Offense (annoyance or resentment brought about by a perceived insult)

Also

I read
Happy birthday Caregiver Malkovich
It said
Happy birthday Gargovic Malkav

 

[ChristineM]

Next Question on Pretzels!

Was

Next Question/Puzzle!

 

[ChristineM]

My Girlfriend group

Was

My GriefShare group

 

[Wu Wei]

This is a bad one as far as miss reading goes

I read

Where the hell, did a high percentage of humans go?​

It said

If there is a hell, what percentage of humans should go there?​

 

[ChristineM]

I'm back on

My GriefShare group.

This time i read it as

My Girl Supergroup

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read a mashup:

Software Illusion Thread

 

[Brickjectivity]

"Tolstoy Of the Cocaine Bear" was actually

The true story of the Cocaine Bear

As told by the amazing Mr. Ballen

www.religiousforums.com

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Good God Satan bad​

It said

God good, Satan bad​

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Sumo thoughts on schizophrenia​

It said

Some thoughts on schizophrenia​

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

I Lied Repeatedly and Internationally​

I read it again

I Lied Repeatedly and Intentionally​

It said

They Lied Repeatedly and Intentionally​

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Who here believes in "Schism"?​

It said

Who here believes in "Scientism"?​

 

[Wu Wei]

and
I read

Let's talk about the Big Bang​

It said

Let's not talk about the Big Bang​

and goodnight

 

[ChristineM]

There's hell of a percentage of humans should go there be more?

Was

If there is a hell, what percentage of humans should go there?

Bof!!!