Who Else Misreads Titles?

[ChristineM]

Dragon's Right To Rest

Was

Oregon's Right To Rest Act HR3501

 

[Revoltingest]

Back to quackerism
was actually....
Back to quakerism

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

The Pro-Sodom life question!

It said:

The Sodom pro life question!

 

[Wu Wei]

I shall apologize in advance for this misread

I read

Happy Birthday, Vomit!​

It said

Happy Birthday, Voidcat!​

 

[Wu Wei]

Just misread another one....so logging off after this

I read

Polka Singer Gordon Lightfoot Dies at 84​

It said

Folk Singer Gordon Lightfoot Dies at 84​

 

[Wu Wei]

I have a headache and my eyes area all wonky so.....

I read

Say bye bye to Tanya Tucker​

It said

Say bye bye to Tucker Carlson​

 

[Wu Wei]

I keep misreading this

I read

What are the Grounds for Truth?​

What is the Grounded earth?​

What is the Ground of Earth?​

It said

What is the Ground of Truth?​

 

[Wu Wei]

I chalk this up to eyes being wonky and a quick brain interpretation that was wrong

I read

Yahweh is an abominable snowman?​

and then

Yeti is an abomination?​

It said

Yahweh is an abomination?​

 

[ChristineM]

Is religion inferior to magic ?

Was

Is religion inferior to logic ?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Unique or Quirky Band Aids

Then I read:

Unique or Quirky Band Names

It said:

Unique or Quirky Brand Names

 

[ChristineM]

Does God require a curator?

Was

Does God require a creator?

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Planet Sentience​

It said

Plant Sentience​

 

[The Sum of Awe]

It isn't a thread title but I keep reading the words "Christian Bible" as "Christian Bale"

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

The do-translation movement has reached Germany​

It said

The de-transition movement has reached Germany​

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm tired and this proves it.... I have misread this same post 3 times.... in exactly the same way
I read (3x)

Bass Mapping​

it says

Mass Baptism​

 

[Wu Wei]

It is starting early

I read

Christmas Duty and Financial Gains​

It said

A Christians Duty and Financial Gains​

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Does God require a calculator?​

It said

Does God require a creator?​

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Song dynasty​

It said

A song a day​

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Vermin are better for us than Yahweh!

It said:

Vermin are better for us than Yahweh!

What the...?

Yep, that's what it said!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

I am the father of one

It said:

I and the father are one.