Who Else Misreads Titles?

[Revoltingest]

Trump smug shot
was actually......
Trump's mug shot

He is indeed a smug dastard.
(A great word that is so accurate &
suggestive of another appropriate word.

 

[ChristineM]

How would you define second Jaw?

Was

How would you define secular Jew?

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Paradoxes involving QI​

It said

Paradoxes involving IQ​

qi (chi) the circulating life force whose existence and properties are the basis of much Chinese philosophy and medicine.

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
What is soul? as in music
It said
What is a soul?

 

[ChristineM]

I read

Paradoxes involving QI​

It said

Paradoxes involving IQ​

qi (chi) the circulating life force whose existence and properties are the basis of much Chinese philosophy and medicine.

QI.
Quite Interesting
One of the better TV programs

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Rumi​

It said

Rum!​

I read

the Paradox of Needles Suffering​

It said

the Paradox of Needless Suffering​

 

[Stevicus]

"Wife after death is impossible"

was

"Life after death is impossible"

 

[ChristineM]

Where is the 'hell'?

Was.

Is there a 'self'?

Nothing like, my only excuse is that i got up at 2am to take a look as the super blue moon. Yawn

 

[Stevicus]

There's a thread which @Brickjectivity started: Does brass dissolve in air?

I thought it said: Does @Brickjectivity dissolve in air?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

How do you define SILENCE?

It said:

How do you define SCIENCE?

 

[Wu Wei]

Where is the 'hell'?

Was.

Is there a 'self'?

Nothing like, my only excuse is that i got up at 2am to take a look as the super blue moon. Yawn

Well I read

Is there a 'shelf'?​

And it said

Is there a 'self'?​

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Does brass dissolve in air?

Read as:

Does brains dissolve in air?

 

[Whateverist]

Quite often, I'll look at a title & instead of seeing what's there I'll see something else.
Example:
What's there: The good news of the Kingdom of God
What I read: The good news of the Klingon God

Even after I know what it really is, I still see "Klingon".

That’s just your sense of humor entertaining you. It can function autonomously like that some times.

 

[ChristineM]

This one again

Is there an 'elf'?

Was

Is there a 'self'?

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

How do you defy SCIENCE?​

It said

How do you define SCIENCE?​

 

[ChristineM]

Bull**** Wisdom

Was

Buddhist Wisdom

 

[SalixIncendium]

Urologists are sure, UFO exists

...was actually...

Ufologists are sure, UFO exists

...and I continue to read it this way each time I see it even though I know exactly what it says.

 

[Revoltingest]

Urologists are sure, UFO exists
was actually...
Ufologists are sure, UFO exists

 

[Revoltingest]

Tool Usage When Showering
was actually.....
Towel Usage When Showering

 

[Daemon Sophic]

I read: Who Else Reads Minds?

it was: Who Else Misreads Titles?