Who Else Misreads Titles?

[ChristineM]

Not a misread but a misunderstanding.

Dating fossils and rock formations by scientific methods,

I thought I've never dated a fossil or rock formation.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Not a misread but a misunderstanding.

Dating fossils and rock formations by scientific methods,

I thought I've never dated a fossil or rock formation.

Is there an app for that? Fossilmatch.com, perhaps?

 

[ChristineM]

N-Dubs contacts the Bahai Faith.

Was

Du'a Nudba contradicts the Bahai Faith.

 

[flowerpower]

Yeah, I've reached a point in my life where a bit of the ol' early onset dementia is starting to become a real concern for me.

Or some kind of psychotic disorder creeping up on me.

Or progressive dyslexia from literally doing too much reading if that's even an actual thing.

 

[ChristineM]

Yeah, I've reached a point in my life where a bit of the ol' early onset dementia is starting to become a real concern for me.

Or some kind of psychotic disorder creeping up on me.

Or progressive dyslexia from literally doing too much reading if that's even an actual thing.

My excuse is dyslexia, not progressive but it definitely is a thing.

But no matter, everyone misreads on occasion.

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Another infuriating proof that God created all things using mathematical instruction. And a proof that The Bible is the word of God.​

It said

Another irrefutable proof that God created all things using mathematical induction. And a proof that The Bible is the word of God.​

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Yemen
Thought must be wrong, read again
Yahweh
But it actually said
Yeman

I read
Jews - First Born?
It said
Jesus - First Born?

 

[ChristineM]

The Sigh of Jonah

Was

The Sign of Jonah

 

[mangalavara]

The Sigh of Jonah

Was

The Sign of Jonah

Yup. Jonah sighed and Jesus wept. These are all based on the Hellenic story of Atlas shrugging.

 

[ChristineM]

Happy Zhang Zhung Loser !

Was

Happy Zhang Zhung Losar !

 

[Eddi]

I read:

Micro plastics in Protein​

I thought it said:

Micro penis in Protein​

 

[ChristineM]

Ok, i am officially cracking up..
I just read

Florida Now Banning Bacteria & Encephalitis.

It was

Florida Now Banning Dictionaries & Encyclopedias

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

What if we didn't expect other peoples' religions​

It said

What if we didn't accept other peoples' religions​

 

[Eddi]

I read

Pleasuring myself!​

It actually said

Discovering myself!​

 

[ChristineM]

For a mement I thought @SalixIncendium was opening an RF agony aunt thread.

Got a Problem

Was

God Is a Problem

 

[SalixIncendium]

I keep misreading @Rachel Rugelach Is Now a Mod!

...as...

@Rachel Rugelach Is Now a Modi.

Initially, I thought perhaps she married into the Prime Minister of India's family.

 

[Rachel Rugelach]

I keep misreading @Rachel Rugelach Is Now a Mod!

...as...

@Rachel Rugelach Is Now a Modi.

Initially, I thought perhaps she married into the Prime Minister of India's family.

You now have me picturing myself in a sari.

I have a rabbi (not a rabbit!) friend who once told me that, when scanning headlines of the online news, he mistook the word "bitcoin" for the Hebrew word "bitachon" (which is generally translated as "trust"). He said: "Somehow, I think that putting one's trust in digital currency is a case of misplaced trust."

Now, whenever I see the word "bitcoin" I tend to see "bitachon" instead.

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

By the way -- if you claim to be a Chinese...​

It said

By the way -- if you claim to be a Christian...​

 

[ChristineM]

Ive read this wrong twice now

The Life and Death of the American Mall

I read


The Life and Death of the American Mail.

And

The Life and Death of the American Male.

I wonder what the surprise will be next time.

 

[Stevicus]

This one has been up for a while:

Do All Republican Candidates Favor Insurrection?

But in a brief flash when looking at New Posts, it looked like:

Do AI Republican Candidates Favor Insurrection?

(They're already artificial, but if they become intelligent too, then we're really in trouble.)

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