Who Else Misreads Titles?

[Revoltingest]

Spit first?.......or substance first?

 

[Wu Wei]

Some Moron missionaries tried to talk to me.
was actaully....
Some Mormon missionaries tried to talk to me.

See post #597

 

[4consideration]

Read: The Cook-In-Chef

Was: The Crook-In-Chief

 

[Wu Wei]

This means my eyes are to tired to keep reading and I should now log off

What I read

Aborigines Not Working, So What's Next? persimmons.

What it was

Abiogenesis Is Not Working, So What's Next? Panspermia.

 

[savagewind]

The Cook-In-Chef

 

[savagewind]

Read: The Cook-In-Chef

Was: The Crook-In-Chief

Oh sorry! LOL. I thought someone else might have read that wrong too. I didn't look first. Who does?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Was Paul Simon a Sorcerer?

[and I would have to ask, was that Paul Simon the late US Senator from Illinois, or Paul Simon the musician?]

It was:

Was Paul, Simon the Sorcerer?

 

[fantome profane]

I read:

Was Paul Simon a Sorcerer?

I read that the same way. And the answer is yes.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I saw:

Immorality, a gift from God

It was:

Immortality, a gift from God.

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Dogs don't exist!

it was

Does a god exist?

 

[Wu Wei]

not on RF but on a sign near a local school

I read

Blues Drivers needed

It was

Bus Drivers needed

 

[Wu Wei]

What I read

Egad! A Revolution in the Mormon Church. Can Starbucks and Thong Underwear be Far Behind?

What I read again

Egad! A Revolution in the Mormon Church. Can Starbucks and Thong Underwear be Far Behind?

and again

Egad! A Revolution in the Mormon Church. Can Starbucks and Thong Underwear be Far Behind?

I need someone else to read this because I still don't believe I'm reading that one correctly

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Is satan bad at math?

It was:

Is satan bad and mad?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

and, I read this:

Why is engineering gendered?

When it was this:

Why is energy gendered?

 

[Wu Wei]

What I read

Jaws vs Muslims: Makkah vs Jerusalem

What it actually was

Jews vs Muslims: Makkah vs Jerusalem

 

[Wu Wei]

And they said the 12 kicks program would make my martial arts addiction better.....not worse

What I read

Interesting Wing Chun Criticism of Trump

What it said

Interesting Right Wing Criticism of Trump

 

[Brickjectivity]

read this:
Christians Could Be Vacuumed

It was this:
Humans Could Be Vaccinated...

 

[4consideration]

Read: Pence ignores 'do not touch' sign - hillary sues

Was really: Pence ignores 'do not touch' sign - hilarity ensues

 

[Wu Wei]

I think I'm tired...or hungry for pie...

What I read

Consuming Pie

What it said

Consuming Fire

 

[Wu Wei]

I am pretty sure this means I need to log off and take a break

What I read

Openly gay your flaming in Texas.

What it said

Openly carry your flamberge in Texas.