Who Else Misreads Titles?

[Wu Wei]

I saw

Rome, mother of Harriet.

it was

Rome, mother of harlots.

And I am also still trying to figure our what the 'Id' of Sigmund Freud has to do with observations in Biology

ID can't explain the basic observations in Biology

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

I just heard a nude scream

It was:

I just heard a new scam.

 

[Wu Wei]

I will use the excuse that I'm not seeling well and this is why I am not seeing well...but with this one...I'm not even sure I beleive that

I saw

Meaningful Authentic Livers

it was

Meaningful Atheistic Lives

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Zen Probability of Evolution. Atheism wrong?

it said

Zero Probability of Evolution. Atheism wrong?

 

[Wu Wei]

Man I'm on a roll of misreadings lately

I read

Meaningful Aesthetic Lives

it said

Meaningful Atheistic Lives

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I will use the excuse that I'm not seeling well and this is why I am not seeing well...but with this one...I'm not even sure I beleive that

I saw

Meaningful Authentic Livers

it was

Meaningful Atheistic Lives

And I just saw it as Meaningless Athletic Lives...

And then Meaningful Arthritic Lives...

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

alien reduction
allen reduction
allen subduction
alien subduction
alien rejection...

It was:

alien abduction

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Knife Control to Major Thumb

It was:

Knife Control to Major Tom

 

[Wu Wei]

this one is bad, ever for me... had to look at it 3 times before my brain stopped reading it wrong

I read

Rock of Ages

I read

Rock of Ages

It said

Age 'racket

 

[Wu Wei]

This is now happening so often I am beginning to honestly wonder if I gave myself a concussion when I hit my head in Arizona

What I read

the eats of Manchus

what it said

The ear of malchus

 

[Woberts]

alien subduction

I knew it! @Subduction Zone, reveal yourself! We know the truth!

 

[Subduction Zone]

I knew it! @Subduction Zone, reveal yourself! We know the truth!

it could have been worse. That is only one small step away from seduction.

 

[Revoltingest]

Humidity Is Not a Virtue
was actually...
Humility Is Not a Virtue

 

[Subduction Zone]

Humidity Is Not a Virtue
was actually...
Humility Is Not a Virtue

I used to have a solid wood furniture store, and I can tell you that Humidity is not a virtue. You were right in your first reading. I missed New Year's one time when right at closing I noticed water seeping into the store. I was there for three days and nights with only a daily shower break.

 

[Revoltingest]

I used to have a solid wood furniture store, and I can tell you that Humidity is not a virtue. You were right in your first reading. I missed New Year's one time when right at closing I noticed water seeping into the store. I was there for three days and nights with only a daily shower break.

You know it, toots!...er....bub!
Furniture & machinery like stable humidity.

 

[SalixIncendium]

Ear candies

...was actually...

Ear candles

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
white horse Revolution
It said
A white horse Revelation 6:2


I read
Ear candy
It said
Ear candles

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Watching James Cagney get interviewed

It was

Watching James Comey get interviewed

"Who did it? Who's the dirty rat who killed my brother?"

"I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy!"

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

In What Way is Meditation Random?

it said

In What Way are Mutations Random?

 

[Revoltingest]

New Member Extremist checking in...
was actually.....
New Member Exchemist checking in...