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Who Gets Hornier? Mens or Womens Folk?
- Thread starter Sunstone
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its stupid to lump people in such a way. it depends on the individual.
You can't be serious! That's absolute balderdash. Balderdash with a rocket up its butt! All men are alike. All women are alike. Who are you to unlump them? God?
Yeah. Some sheep are too ugly to excite people.
damn ******* straight now get on your knees and worship me
He was not talking about the men or women but about the sheep. Just look at this one! How can it be attractive! And no, I dont have my glasses on, but anyone can see that this is an ugly sheep...
(source: 13 ugly animals: Blobfish | MNN - Mother Nature Network)
Sorry, I'm too busy getting laid to worship you today. So sorry.
so I am assuming your new batch of pills came in today?
Don't you dare get serious on us! That is conduct unbecoming a...unbecoming a...a poster!!!!
Thats because we dig tunnels instead
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I ate them all at once, and now my computer desk rides seven inches higher than before! So much easier to type.
Thats because we dig tunnels instead
Always, always looking for a hole, aren't you?
stop exaggerating we all know its only 5 inches taller
I was measuring from sea level.
Gjallarhorn
N'yog-Sothep
[youtube]cU_MA7c8tHI[/youtube]Thats because we dig tunnels instead
You should know, you tried to dig into my basement yesterday. I was digging a tunnel into Storms basement while she was busy climbing a wall somewhere, but my hidden cameras catched you. You know, the camera in that hole you where so... interested... in.
I was probing that hole out of mere idle curiosity. Nothing more. And I simply resorted to using for that purpose the very first firm, lengthy object that came to hand. Anyone would have done that same! I swear! What? Me a pervert?
Let us reason this out together like rational humans. According to psychologists, men reach their sexual peak in their late teens, while women are too busy shopping to reach their sexual peak until their thirties. From this we may soundly deduce that women are more likely to possess more shoes than they've had orgasms by the time they reach age 30. And that logically proves that men are more likely to be barefoot when they get horny than women. Thus, we can safely reason that we have concluded our line of thought. QED Problem solved. (I love logic. It solves everything!)