Who Gets Hornier? Mens or Womens Folk?

[Kerr]

I was probing that hole out of mere idle curiosity. Nothing more. And I simply resorted to using for that purpose the very first firm, lengthy object that came to hand. Anyone would have done that same! I swear! What? Me a pervert?

Pervert? No. But you didnt use any protection and now I got more holes then I know what to do with! Soooo... many... holes... with... hidden... cameras...

 

[Kerr]

Let us reason this out together like rational humans. According to psychologists, men reach their sexual peak in their late teens, while women are too busy shopping to reach their sexual peak until their thirties. From this we may soundly deduce that women are more likely to possess more shoes than they've had orgasms by the time they reach age 30. And that logically proves that men are more likely to be barefoot when they get horny than women. Thus, we can safely reason that we have concluded our line of thought. QED Problem solved. (I love logic. It solves everything!)

Your conclusion is illogical. Women do, naturally, uses their shoes to get orgasms. And given the amount of shoes they have... I think you know what that means.

 

[Sunstone]

Another excellent point: If you give a woman a hundred dollars in single dollar bills, she is unhappy because she realizes it is cumbersome to carry that amount of cash around in small denominations. But if you give a man a hundred dollars in single dollar bills he is in bliss because he immediately realizes he can stuff 50 g-strings with two dollars each at the local erotic dance club. QED: The woman is hornier because she's already getting laid while he's foolishly squandering his cash at the dance club. Once again, problem solved through the brilliance of logic.

 

[Sunstone]

Your conclusion is illogical. Women do, naturally, uses their shoes to get orgasms. And given the amount of shoes they have... I think you know what that means.

Logic? You call that logic? Try this! While it is true that buying shoes is well known to be an orgasmic experience for all women, only surpassed in intensity by the buying of knee high boots, it is also quite true that the average man can achieve 14 orgasms in the time it takes the average woman to select and purchase one pair of shoes. Thus, men are undoubtedly more likely to go blind at an earlier age than women from staring at lingerie-dressed manikins while their womenfolk shop for shoes. This logically proves manikins are the horniest of all because who else is dressed for sex 24/7?

 

[Iti oj]

i think the real question is what is the difference between what turns a man and a woman on

 

[Sunstone]

i think the real question is what is the difference between what turns a man and a woman on

Easily answered! Men are turned on by lingerie-clad manikins and women are turned on by knee-high boots.

Next question!

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Easily answered! Men are turned on by lingerie-clad manikins and women are turned on by knee-high boots.

Next question!

Don't forget the water barrels, the pliers, and the blindfold.

 

[Sunstone]

Don't forget the water barrels, the pliers, and the blindfold.

Those are more properly called, "foreplay".

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Those are more properly called, "foreplay".

With fear and giddiness. *grrrrrrrr*

 

[Kerr]

Logic? You call that logic? Try this! While it is true that buying shoes is well known to be an orgasmic experience for all women, only surpassed in intensity by the buying of knee high boots, it is also quite true that the average man can achieve 14 orgasms in the time it takes the average woman to select and purchase one pair of shoes. Thus, men are undoubtedly more likely to go blind at an earlier age than women from staring at lingerie-dressed manikins while their womenfolk shop for shoes. This logically proves manikins are the horniest of all because who else is dressed for sex 24/7?

I wasnt talking about buying the shoe, but rather... using... it . If that is too subtle for you, well, women has holes and shoes can fit in those holes.

 

[Kerr]

i think the real question is what is the difference between what turns a man and a woman on

Women like to climb mountains and men like to explore caves.

 

[Kerr]

Don't forget the water barrels, the pliers, and the blindfold.

So thats why I found those things in your basement when I digged a tunnel into it last week!

 

[Sunstone]

I wasnt talking about buying the shoe, but rather... using... it . If that is too subtle for you, well, women has holes and shoes can fit in those holes.

Of course I can be subtle! Subtle is my middle name. I always get the drift. But what you said is gross! So gross! I can't believe you said that. That is so gross. GROSS! Are you seriously suggesting women fit their shoes in their mouths? How gross!

 

[Gjallarhorn]

Of course I can be subtle! Subtle is my middle name. I always get the drift. But what you said is gross! So gross! I can't believe you said that. That is so gross. GROSS! Are you seriously suggesting women fit their shoes in their mouths? How gross!

Women should be silent during the church meetings. It is not proper for them to speak. They should be submissive, just as the law says.

Somehow, somehow there is a joke in here somewhere.

 

[Sunstone]

Here's a bit of evidence for you, make of it what you will: It is known to science that when a woman gets horny she is far more likely than a man to relieve her horniness through an aggressive act of passion. Such acts of passion include shoe shopping, boot shopping, and dotting the letter "i" with tiny hearts. This proves the female of our species has a wild and lusty nature.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Here's a bit of evidence for you, make of it what you will: It is known to science that when a woman gets horny she is far more likely than a man to relieve her horniness through an aggressive act of passion. Such acts of passion include shoe shopping, boot shopping, and dotting the letter "i" with tiny hearts. This proves the female of our species has a wild and lusty nature.

Relieve her horniness...I have GOT to remember that at our next dinner party.

"Coats and purses go here. Appetizers are over here. Drinks are right over there. And if you go down the hall and take the second door to the right, that's where you can relieve your horniness."

 

[Sunstone]

Relieve her horniness...I have GOT to remember that at our next dinner party.

"Coats and purses go here. Appetizers are over here. Drinks are right over there. And if you go down the hall and take the second door to the right, that's where you can relieve your horniness."

Yes, relieving your horniness is important. I know because I'm an old, experienced hand at sex. In fact, I practically wrote the authoritative book on pleasure. So by all means take my advice: As a relative novice to the fine art of sexual gratification, you might not know of the immense satisfaction that can be achieved through repeatedly head-butting a brick wall. This is technically known as "intercourse" because bricks are laid in "courses". No need to thank me for that tidbit. I delight in sharing my years of sexual experience with others.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Yes, relieving your horniness is important. I know because I'm an old, experienced hand at sex. In fact, I practically wrote the authoritative book on pleasure. So by all means take my advice: As a relative novice to the fine art of sexual gratification, you might not know of the immense satisfaction that can be achieved through repeatedly head-butting a brick wall. No need to thank me for that tidbit. I delight in sharing my years of sexual experience with others.

The head-butting can be avoided if you just change positions. No need to go through all those headaches.

Unless you're into that sort of thing.

 

[Sunstone]

This issue has not yet reached a climax.

 

[4consideration]

It's not a great idea to jump to conclusions too soon.