Who here is actually gay?

[Prima]

Now me, I'm not gay, but for a while there my dad was convinced that I was just a confused lesbian, does that count? I'm certainly queer-ish. (At the moment, I tend to come off as a pretty effeminate guy...)

You have now thoroughly confused me. I'll figure that one out later, when I'm less tired

 

[CaptainXeroid]

I drive a New Beetle with a flower on the dash. Does that mean I'm gay?

There you go again Rich...feeding the stereotype. Wackiness.

TVOR....I drive a NewBeetle too, but my wife insists that does not make me gay. I've spoken up in favor of gay rights, but I've never had anyone ask me if I was gay, and it wouldn't bother me if someone did. I am secure in my sexuality such that I'm not threatened by the question like some people might be.

It seems to me that many people who are 'anti-gay' are not bad people, but I think many of them don't actually know any gay people, and they are basing their opinions on dogma instead of personal experience. At least, that's how my thoguht process went.

 

[prairie_girl]

gay as christmas. right here!

 

[Majikthise]

I hate sports on tv,love cats, and I once owned a beetle (my true love). I enjoy housework ,especially vaccuuming and I cry sometimes when effected by a movie or song.I believe Rob Halford ,George Michel and Freddie Mercury are all awesome dudes and their music ranks among my favorites!I once used an old pettiecoat ,some floral bouquets,some plastic ivy and made a lovely arrangement in my bedroom that made my wife say I should have been an interior designer. None of this means I am gay, it means I am a wonderful wife. (LOL):biglaugh:

 

[Majikthise]

I love all things automotive and mechanical, does that make me a chromosexual?

 

[retrorich]

It means that you need to start looking for a new car...

TVOR

Never happen! I love my New Beetle.

I also love girls; but at my age, sexual preference is academic.

academic adj 3 : theoretical rather than practical
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[EnhancedSpirit]

I hate sports on tv,love cats, and I once owned a beetle(my true love). I enjoy housework ,especially vaccuuming and I cry sometimes when effected by a movie or song.I believe Rob Halford ,George Michel and Freddie Mercury are all awesome dudes and their music ranks among my favorites!I once used an old pettiecoat ,some floral bouquets,some plastic ivy and made a lovely arrangement in my bedroom that made my wife say I should have been an interior designer. None of this means I am gay, it means I am a wonderful wife.(LOL)

I on the other hand, hate to cook,(or do any domestic activity for that matter). But I love to fix things that are broken. I do the plumbing, the electrical. I am a skilled carpenter, and I love to get dirty out in the yard. None of this means I'm gay, it means I am a wonderful husband:biglaugh:

But sexually I am male loving female.

I have been intimate with 2 women who were very close to me, we are still in contact after 20 something years. It was not experimenting, it was sharing an intimate moment with someone I love. So by definition, I am bi. But I would not define myself as such.

 

[jewscout]

i'm a lesbian in a man's body

 

[Original Freak]

I think this explains it.

 

[The Voice of Reason]

i'm a lesbian in a man's body

Trapped! Like a rat in a drain.

TVOR

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Trapped! Like a rat in a drain.

TVOR

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I am not sure if I want to understand this analogy.

 

[Saw11_2000]

Sexual preference is a continuum. There is different degrees of "gay". No person is 100% gay or straight. Most everyone here I bet has been sexually attracted to a member of their same sex at one time or another, I bet. Especially when you're a teenager, raging hormones and all. Does that make a little sense?

 

[anami]

i like people.
Gender nonspecific.

 

[The Voice of Reason]

I am not sure if I want to understand this analogy.

The phrase "Trapped. Like rat's in a drain." comes from a movie from my youth. I'm not sure which movie, but the more I think about it, it may be what the cowardly lion says when Dorothy and her posse are cornered in the turret toward the end of the movie "The Wizard of Oz."



It was not meant to be an analogy.



Sorry for the confusion.

TVOR

 

[michel]

I hate sports on tv,love cats, and I once owned a beetle (my true love). I enjoy housework ,especially vaccuuming and I cry sometimes when effected by a movie or song.I believe Rob Halford ,George Michel and Freddie Mercury are all awesome dudes and their music ranks among my favorites!I once used an old pettiecoat ,some floral bouquets,some plastic ivy and made a lovely arrangement in my bedroom that made my wife say I should have been an interior designer. None of this means I am gay, it means I am a wonderful wife. (LOL):biglaugh:

I on the other hand, hate to cook,(or do any domestic activity for that matter). But I love to fix things that are broken. I do the plumbing, the electrical. I am a skilled carpenter, and I love to get dirty out in the yard. None of this means I'm gay, it means I am a wonderful husband:biglaugh:

Now you two have just about blown every fuse in my brain; Majikthise, you have described me to a tee, with an added ingredient from Enhanced Spirit, with whom I also identify (except for the carpentry bit - one of our pine benches in the kitchen has been sawn through while I was cutting a piece of wood on the bench - I thought it was tough at the time.....)

I think that must make me trisexual.....and I never look in my pants - I think male genetalia is the most ugly set of embarassing rubbish I have ever seen.

Worse still, like Jewscout, I think I'm a lesbian in a man's body. So maybe I'm quadrisexual -having said all that, I lost my libido years ago; I think I left it behind in a bus one day......................:jiggy:


You think I'm Joking!!!

 

[Sunstone]

I'm not gay. But I support gay rights because I really want to destroy the sanctity of marriage and family values. Maybe it's just me, but I have always, as long as I can remember, wanted to destroy the sanctity of marriage and family values. But for the longest time, I just didn't know how to do it. You can imagine my joy, then, when I was told by Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and James Dobson that I could destroy the sanctity of marriage and family values by supporting homosexual rights. What a relief!

 

[The Voice of Reason]

Truth be told, Sunstone sent out a chain email, notifying everyone about the pluses of supporting homosexuality and it's ability to destroy family values and the sanctity of marriage. At first, I was skeptical of this "hidden power" of the homosexual agenda, but after brushing up on the nefarious plan, I was sold.

After sending in my dues for the first years' membership, Sunstone sent back a secret decoder ring (it's pink), a mysterious rock and roll album that I was instructed to play backwards, two paper clips, and an autographed 8 x 10 glossy photograph of George W. Bush in a thong - right on the beach at Fire Island (I have no idea who the "bear" is with his arm around his waist).

I can't wait until next month's meeting of our local chapter. I'm soooo excited!!

TVOR

 

[Fat Old Sun]

You can imagine my joy, then, when I was told by Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and James Dobson that I could destroy the sanctity of marriage and family values by supporting homosexual rights. What a relief!

You could just do it the old fashioned way and raise your children to hate people for the way they look and who they love.

 

[The Voice of Reason]

Can't we do both?

TVOR

 

[Sunstone]

It is truly heartwarming to know that a great human being such as yourself, TVOR, has found hope and comfort in the knowledge that family values and the sanctity of marriage can be destroyed through participation in the secret homosexual agenda. To say nothing of the emotional benefits of owning your very own 8 x 10 glossy of President Bush in a thong. As long as this country has people like you around, I will not feel alone in my quest to destroy family values and the sanctity of marriage. Your support chokes me up. *sniffles*