Who Killed JFK? (RF edition)

[Laika]

We all know its not Oswald. I mean... Come on! This is the internet where anything is possible. No conspiracy is too outlandish or too ambitious when no evidence required! Just look at videos on Youtube!

Which forum member do you suspect? Who was hiding in the grassy knoll?

I voted for @Sunstone !

Spoiler

(If your on the list, its because I think you'll be ok being in on the joke and won't mind. If not, let me know and I'll edit it. )

 

[Quetzal]

Muahaha. Suckers! >=)

 

[Revoltingest]

How many of the choices can actually handle a rifle with that kind of accuracy?
I see only....uh oh...never mind.
The Canuckistanian did it!

 

[PeteC-UK]

Hi Folks...

"Hiding in the grassy knoll" lol - OK - I confess - it was surely Me - grassy knoll sure sounds like a cool place to chill out..lol.. but I wasnt hiding guys - just having a sneaky fat one .

I swear though - I didnt see anyone else there

So maybe it was me ??.. oh no - psychosis..??...lol dud dud duuhhhhhh.......Must have had some kind of episode I cant remember..lol....but look I did it so cleverly that you guys didnt suspect me at all - I didnt even make the "prime suspect list"...lol...perfect murder then..??....

 

[The Emperor of Mankind]

It was ME!!

 

[Rival]

Revoltingest!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Laika was suspiciously absent right after the event.

 

[MD]

It was ME!!

'Moris...you die!'

 

[MD]

How many of the choices can actually handle a rifle with that kind of accuracy?
I see only....uh oh...never mind.
The Canuckistanian did it!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

It was the Cancer Man/Cigarette Smoking Man. He did it! And he's coming for you and your babies!

 

[Twilight Hue]

I think it was Laika in the dining room with the candlestick.

 

[Shrew]

So... I see nobody suspects me... fine....

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

I voted for myself.

 

[Revoltingest]

So... I see nobody suspects me... fine....

But we all know who shot Mr Burns.

 

[Neo Deist]

I was going to vote for the Clintons but saw that wasn't an option.

 

[Timothy Bryce]

'Moris...you die!'

"Not into kindergarten!"

 

[Timothy Bryce]

In all seriousness though, it was George Bush Sr, a highly skilled murderer:

Unidentified man at the scene of JFK assassination:

Irrefutable.

It has also been contended that he was the mastermind behind Hinkley's attempt on Reagan.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

In all seriousness though, it was George Bush Sr, a highly skilled murderer:

Unidentified man at the scene of JFK assassination:

Irrefutable.

It has also been contended that he was the mastermind behind Hinkley's attempt on Reagan.

You had me convinced right up until you called him a 'mastermind'.

I'm voting for @Shadow Wolf . Who else has a username that sounds like a CIA assassin handle?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

You had me convinced right up until you called him a 'mastermind'.

I'm voting for @Shadow Wolf . Who else has a username that sounds like a CIA assassin handle?

Yup. I admit it. I cast magic arrow on ******* from my mom's ovum that would become me.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Yup. I admit it. I cast magic arrow on ******* from my mom's ovum that would become me.

Errr...the age thing might be a slight flaw in my theory.
Or maybe it just proves the CIA has time travel! Like in that Austin Powers documentary.