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Who wants a Big Squishy Hug?

Erebus

Well-Known Member
Last night I thought it was a good idea to try my friend's skittle vodka. This led to going out to a nightclub where we had cider. I then thought tequila would be a good idea to liven things up.

I woke up lying naked in bed next to the spiciest takeaway available.

I could use a hug, but maybe not a squishy one. Not worth the risk considering my fragile stomach.
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
Last night I thought it was a good idea to try my friend's skittle vodka. This led to going out to a nightclub where we had cider. I then thought tequila would be a good idea to liven things up.

I woke up lying naked in bed next to the spiciest takeaway available.

I could use a hug, but maybe not a squishy one. Not worth the risk considering my fragile stomach.

Awww....here. :hug:
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
Thankyou Mystic. Now please excuse me while I lie to myself that I will never drink again ;)

You're not alone.

A couple of weekends ago, I went out with a couple of friends for some eats and some spirits. At 2am, after consuming too much alcohol on little sleep, coming down with a nasty 24 hours illness that was going around our household, and working 12 hours, I wound up at a friends house on her couch making sure I had a clear path to her bathroom.

I swore I'd never do that again, but who am I kidding? If I never did that again, I'd never have stories to tell where people can giggle and then quietly feel superior to me. ;)
 

Erebus

Well-Known Member
You're not alone.

A couple of weekends ago, I went out with a couple of friends for some eats and some spirits. At 2am, after consuming too much alcohol on little sleep, coming down with a nasty 24 hours illness that was going around our household, and working 12 hours, I wound up at a friends house on her couch making sure I had a clear path to her bathroom.

I swore I'd never do that again, but who am I kidding? If I never did that again, I'd never have stories to tell where people can giggle and then quietly feel superior to me. ;)

It's well worth the pain for the funny stories afterwards ;)

I have to share this by the way as it's just fantastic evidence of how drunk I was. I'm the guy looking at a cigarette as if it just dropped from the sky into my hand:

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Songbird

She rules her life like a bird in flight
I want a big squishy hug, but if you give a bird a big squishy hug, she's gonna ask for a kiss. And if you give her a kiss, she'll probably want you to tuck her in, too. Oh. And she's not planning on sleeping. So you'll have to come up with a sparkly thing to distract her from her plan, unless you happen to really like her plan. :drool: Aaaand if you really like her plan, she's gonna want to give you a big squishy hug.
 
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MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
I want a big squishy hug, but if you give a bird a big squishy hug, she's gonna ask for a kiss. And if you give her a kiss, she'll probably want you to tuck her in, too. Oh. And she's not planning on sleeping. So you'll have to come up with a sparkly thing to distract her from her plan, unless you happen to really like her plan. :drool: Aaaand if you really like her plan, she's gonna want to give you a big squishy hug.

Hey, birdie...remember when you smiled last night for seemingly no reason?

Ninja Mystic snuck in, gave Squishy Hugs, kisses, told you a bedtime story where you were the heroine and saved the world, and then sprinkled sparkles up your leg.

I'm way ahead of you. ;)

So here's 10 more Big Squishy Hugs, magnified, and without the sneaking in at night...:hugehug: <------10 times
 
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