Who wants a date?

[Viker]

Made you look!

 

[Buttercup]

How you doin?

 

[Viker]

No. How you doin'?

 

[Draupadi]

Made you look!

My dad loves them so I came here to get some . They are off market now.

 

[Viker]

Here's one just for you.

 

[Viker]

Woooweeee! That's a fat juicy date!

 

[Sha'irullah]

Come here cutie! I will happily date you!
I promise I will love you and share my "palm" with you

 

[Viker]

Palm. Uh.

 

[Sha'irullah]

Palm. Uh.

Heart of Palm! I want to share my heart with you . Did you really think that was a dirty reference of some sort?

Oh your'e so adorable *pats your head*

 

[Wirey]

I'd date those! I'd date the Hell out of them!

 

[BSM1]

At my age I'd rather have something that's a raisin.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Finally, a clean jokes thread!

 

[Wirey]

Finally, a clean jokes thread!

What's the difference between pink and purple? Grip!

 

[Brickjectivity]

I would prune that joke if this weren't a date thread.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

What's with all the pictures of testicles?

 

[Revoltingest]

I was going to pick Sept 25, 2014.
Still available?

 

[sun rise]

Thinking of dates: tonight and ---

 

[Brickjectivity]

I haven't had a date in a while. Its almost miraculous if you think about it, that such a thing could be possible when I'm surrounded by so many dates.

 

[Viker]

 

[Pastek]

Made you look!

The best are those from Medina (KSA) and Palestine.
I don't like that much dates, most of time i ate those from Algeria and Tunisia, they are ok.