I have long been a devote of the Invisible Pink Unicorn (peace be unto her) and how she created the universe with one strike of her glorious hoof.
All those that cannot see her beautiful Pink Invisibility are clearly deficient in faith and reason and should be locked up for the benefit of society. Also, governments that don't fund her worship are illegitimate and need to be overthrown.
This is in opposition to that obviously false doctrine of the Flying Spaghetti Monster with his pirate followers and his detestable tomato sauce.
Anyone care to debate?
False Spaghetti monster? I'm writing to the Vatican about you (it's surrounded by Italy, but technically it's own sovern territory). At the very least, I should be able to get an Italian dinner out of this.
If it's invisible, how is it pink? Translucent with a pink color, maybe.
Maybe prayer to Spaget and Uni should have forced attendance and force adherance in schools?
All those kids who don't believe should be ostracized, and
beaten up on the play ground. I know that
Jewish kids are often treated that way, especially when they are the outcasts who don't believe as others do.
America is the land of free religion (where one must believe as I do). It is the land of free press and speech, where the
cancel culture, for the sake of nipping false rumors about Covid in the bud, have cut off all false rumors (including banning former president Donald Trump.
Some claim that it is because Trump incites riots and gets people to shun real cures (pushed an antibiotic instead of an antiviral to cure Covid). Trump jokingly suggested injecting chlorine bleach to cure Covid (I suppose a dead person isn't going to be a carrier once he is buried).
Some worry that Trump will instigate more riots (like the one over ballot counting).
We ridicule Communist Russia and China for not allowing freedoms for their people, but, increasingly, the US is getting more dictatorial.
Free practice of religion hinges critically on the other freedoms (assembly, speech, press). If we lose too many of our freedoms, we also lose our choice of religions.
I wonder if much of the world would now believe in unicorns if they had been tortured during the Dark Ages? Their argument would be that unicorns must be real, or there would not be so many who believe in them. (The lynch mob mentality).
Sometimes the lone voice whispering in the wilderness speaks the truth. For example, Noah was quite alone (except for family) in his belief that the world would be flooded, so he followed God's plan to build a huge ship in the desert, expecting God to load it two by two with animals that He controlled. Naysayers were wrong, and the lone voice was right.