Why Are You Always Right?

[Skwim]

Is there any reason why you are the one who is always right?

It's my density.

 

[Sha'irullah]

I am God, nuff said!

 

[Draka]

Honestly, I sometimes wish I wasn't right all the time. It's a great burden to bear, always being so correct. Knowing those around me can struggle so hard for the answers. They see me, with these right answers all the time, just flowing out of me, and their reactions can vary greatly. From awe and wonder to hatred and jealousy. I didn't ask for this. Any of this. Why can't you just leave me alone? :sad:

lewisnotmiller must know how I feel. I mean, look what he did with the sheep thing. My brother, our pain, it is deep.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

lewisnotmiller must know how I feel. I mean, look what he did with the sheep thing. My brother, our pain, it is deep.

You said it, sister.

Ya know, occasionally I feel sorry for the little people, but honestly I think ignorance would be bliss. Lucky there's one person here who understands.

 

[Brinne]

Because Wright is my middle name; and that's really close to right. So therefore I can't be wrong.

 

[Draka]

You said it, sister.

Ya know, occasionally I feel sorry for the little people, but honestly I think ignorance would be bliss. Lucky there's one person here who understands.

You know I do. Perhaps we'll start our own support group. :yes:

 

[lewisnotmiller]

You know I do. Perhaps we'll start our own support group. :yes:

If you think we should, I'm 100% convinced that is the right call. And if I'm convinced, it MUST be right.

 

[Draka]

If you think we should, I'm 100% convinced that is the right call. And if I'm convinced, it MUST be right.

Well now, since you're right, and I'm right, it was my idea, and you're convinced we must do it...well we must then. As neither one of us can possibly be wrong.

Oh yes, this is the beginning of something beautiful.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Well now, since you're right, and I'm right, it was my idea, and you're convinced we must do it...well we must then. As neither one of us can possibly be wrong.

Oh yes, this is the beginning of something beautiful.

I suspect we should stay in opposite hemispheres of the Earth, you know. I suspect we're the only things actually balancing out the planet. Imagine if all our combined rightness got focused in one half of the globe?

 

[Scott C.]

Is there any reason why you are the one who is always right?

I have the right gene.

 

[Draka]

I suspect we should stay in opposite hemispheres of the Earth, you know. I suspect we're the only things actually balancing out the planet. Imagine if all our combined rightness got focused in one half of the globe?

I dare not imagine. The possibilities are both thrilling and frightening. :cover:

 

[oldbadger]

I am never right, but my wife is always right, so I figure out what she would say, and then I am totally bloody right.

 

[Buttercup]

I'm always right because I Google everything first. Duh!

 

[Brickjectivity]

I do Tai Chi and meditate in hot sauce.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Is there any reason why you are the one who is always right?

It's not so much a matter of me always being right as the other person always being wrong.

 

[4consideration]

Just because you thing something different from before doesn't mean its right. Both ideas could be dead wrong.

2+2 = 5, then 2+2 = 6 ???

I knew you'd say that. I was right.

 

[Viker]

There's around seven billion people. They can't all be right. I'm not seven billion people. Therefore, I am right.

 

[Sees]

Because we's clever and don't fall for your tricksees?

 

[Viker]

Because we's clever and don't fall for your tricksees?

You can trust this post because Steve Buscemi is almost never wrong.

 

[dantech]

I am always right because Chuck Norris confirmed it, and he's also always right.