Why can't we have the Kitchen sink?

[AnthonyF]

Religious Education Forum / Everything But the Kitchen Sink

Need I say more?

 

[blackout]

You have EVERYTHING else. Ya know? :sarcastic
*Some people are never satisfied*

Go take your bucket down to the creek like everyone else.

 

[The Neo Nerd]

You know i've always wondered something like this.

Fans of the matrix movies will be aware of the "there is no spoon" line.

Why can't we just have one spoon. Something to anchor us to 'reality'.

What about a fork, maybe one of those little bendable ones that come in cups of noodles.

-Q

 

[blackout]

sshhhhh..... meeting's in the secret kitchen after sundown...

 

[blackout]

yes... we even have spoons and forks....
real ones

 

[The Neo Nerd]

sshhhhh..... meeting's in the secret kitchen after sundown...

Should i bring cake?



-Q

 

[AnthonyF]

Seriously guys we all want sporks and nothing else.

 

[blackout]

I hear the cake's a lie.
That's what they say anyway.

Do you have the real thing? :drool:

Bring it.

 

[blackout]

Seriously guys we all want sporks and nothing else.

Hybrid experements are in the secret basement under the secret kitchen.
You'll need the password.

 

[Caladan]

The password is: scruffy nerf-herder.

Dont tell anyone about my little help here, I may lose my position as a feet masseur at the staff lounge.

 

[Willamena]

Seriously guys we all want sporks and nothing else.

Sadly, "there is no spork."

 

[The Neo Nerd]

Would someone PLEEEEEASE allow me some kind of kitchen utensil before i completely lose grip on reality and start torturing small stuffed animals.

-Q

 

[blackout]

The password is: scruffy nerf-herder.

Dont tell anyone about my little help here, I may lose my position as a feet masseur at the staff lounge.

*Threatens to Tell*

*Gives feet to Dan* :flirt:

 

[blackout]

Sadly, "there is no spork."

You obviously have not been to the basement. :no:

 

[McBell]

religious education forum / everything but the kitchen sink

need i say more?

You Can't Handle The Sink!!​

 

[McBell]

You obviously have not been to the basement. :no:

I've been to the basement

*shudders*

 

[Wandered Off]

Some troll ganked it.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Religious Education Forum / Everything But the Kitchen Sink

Need I say more?

Heh... what's even stranger is that there are sub-forums under "Everything But the Kitchen Sink" where it would be appropriate to discuss plumbing and home renovations.

Would someone PLEEEEEASE allow me some kind of kitchen utensil before i completely lose grip on reality and start torturing small stuffed animals.

You know you aren't allowed to have sharp objects, but I'll see what I can do about getting you a plastic spatula.

 

[Wandered Off]

You know you aren't allowed to have sharp objects, but I'll see what I can do about getting you a plastic spatula.

Just don't count on the spatula being clean, with no kitchen sink and all.

 

[blackout]

*Calls meeting in the secret kitchen*

Ok... I'm going to tell the truth about the kitchen sink...
they took it to the moderator lounge... and pretend to know nothing.

I recommend you also pretend you know nothing.
It's safer that way. :yes: