Why can't we have the Kitchen sink?

[ChristineES]

I think they don't let us have a the kitchen sink because they are afraid the forum will get wet.

 

[Quagmire]

Somebody broke our kitchen sink,
The plumber (he's a drunk)
Tis how, alas, our kitchen sink
Became the kitchen sunk.

 

[blackout]

I think they don't let us have a the kitchen sink because they are afraid the forum will get wet.

That's a very practical and generous theoryChristine....

but they allow baptismal fonts and all..
so I'm not convinced.



and Why all the silence?

 

[Rakhel]

Did I hear someone say they are a feet masseur???

*takes off shoes*

Just ignore the smelly bunions.

 

[The Neo Nerd]

You know you aren't allowed to have sharp objects, but I'll see what I can do about getting you a plastic spatula.

Hahahaha you under estimate me. I could take over the world with a spatula (that and a towel)

-Q

 

[The Neo Nerd]

That's a very practical and generous theoryChristine....

but they allow baptismal fonts and all..
so I'm not convinced.
and Why all the silence?

Well i just came back from a run, so i could probably use a shower. So i say bring on the kitchen sink.

-Q

 

[rojse]

I hear the cake's a lie.

It can't be; otherwise I would have wasted my whole life.

Ergo, the cake is not a lie because it is not convenient for my way of thinking.

 

[rojse]

Would someone PLEEEEEASE allow me some kind of kitchen utensil before i completely lose grip on reality and start torturing small stuffed animals.

-Q

Can you actually torture small, stuffed animals?

Hmm...

 

[rojse]

I think they don't let us have a the kitchen sink because they are afraid the forum will get wet.

But they let me keep my super-soaker.

 

[rojse]

Somebody broke our kitchen sink,
The plumber (he's a drunk)
Tis how, alas, our kitchen sink
Became the kitchen sunk.

You didn't get Joe the Plumber in, did you? That's asking for trouble.

 

[Caladan]

*Threatens to Tell*

*Gives feet to Dan* :flirt:

Did I hear someone say they are a feet masseur???

*takes off shoes*

Just ignore the smelly bunions.

Ladies, are you after a regular reflexology session, or are you after the full Religious Forums deluxe treatment, reserved for our RF member card holders?
if the latter, I will guide you to the confident hands of Quagmire for initial treatment of herbal deep peeling, at the end of the treatment you will be served cold Pina Colada by our hostess Christine, allowing you to ease up and get into the mood for our famous feet massage, the best you will get on any religious forum found on the servers of the cyber world.

 

[Rakhel]

Ladies, are you after a regular reflexology session, or are you after the full Religious Forums deluxe treatment, reserved for our RF member card holders?
if the latter, I will guide you to the confident hands of Quagmire for initial treatment of herbal deep peeling, at the end of the treatment you will be served cold Pina Colada by our hostess Christine, allowing you to ease up and get into the mood for our famous feet massage, the best you will get on any religious forum found on the servers of the cyber world.

Oo oo oo oo! Make it a scotch and I take care of the bunions myself!! :beach:

 

[Caladan]

Oo oo oo oo! Make it a scotch and I take care of the bunions myself!! :beach:

Did I forget to mention we also have the best equipped bar on this part of the net?

 

[Rakhel]

Did I forget to mention we also have the best equipped bar on this part of the net?

:thud:YES you did forget to metion that part! You naughty naughty boy!

 

[Caladan]

:thud:YES you did forget to metion that part! You naughty naughty boy!

Its just that usually, despite the large variety of beverages we have in our bar, most members insist on having either Rum or Sake!

irate::ninja:

 

[blackout]

Did I forget to mention we also have the best equipped bar on this part of the net?

See???!!!
I TOLD you they had the sink in the mod lounge. :yes:

*UV slips off purple and black striped stockings...*:flirt:

"White Russian please Quaggy" :drool:
"Or Black. I'm easy" :beach:

 

[Rakhel]

Rum is nice. But I like scotch (and hubby can't say no, cuz it's net scotch is nicer to me)

 

[The Neo Nerd]

Vodka lime and soda, 3 ice cubes and lots of lime.

-N

 

[blackout]

Whew! Thank gawd we finally found the bar! err....sink...

 

[AnthonyF]

Nobody found the sink. I've found out the sick sad truth. THERE IS NO SINK!.
When I found this out I was heartbroken.
They lied about the sink in the mod lounge.
Unlucky for all.
I still think we should discuss this though, it's not fair.